Rich

I don't know whether to be A} slightly in awe at your sheer brass neck in creating a fake profile purely to try to defend yourself, or B} astonished that you'd be dumb enough to think it would work. I'll go with B, I think

Please folks, no more comments about what may or may not happen to him if he ends up in jail. Especially given that he's seen this thread and is making legal threats. Polite advice only please.

Big In Japan - Alphaville (or as my mates and I used to 'wittily' call it, "Big In Yer Pants")

Including a Sansamp Bass DI for £100...

Old Man and the Angel - 10 minutes of prog perfection from It Bites

What I Go to School For - Busted

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road - Reg Dwight

Dedicated Follower of Fashion - Kinks

I'm Not A Loser - Judie Tzuke

And me 3. One of my favourites in our set.

Love Potion No. 9 - the Clovers

Ahh dude this man is a god. The reason I picked up a bass in the first place.

It Takes Two - Marvin Gaye and Kim Weston

Trans Europa Express - Kraftwerk

My ABG is a Tanglewood TRB-CE 'Rosewood Reserve' which Herself got me for Xmas one year... one of those incredible totally out of the blue gifts that leaves you welling up and speechless for about half an hour. I, too, hated the bronze strings and ditched them in favour of a set of played-in Elixir nickels (i.e. about 18 months old! ). Instantly played and felt about 1000% better, even more so after I took a file to the nut slots and deepened them a bit. In an ideal world I'd take a skim off the bottom of the bridge saddle too, but I don't have the nerve to tackle that myself . Acoustically it's never going to keep up with anything more than a gently-fingerpicked acoustic guitar in an ensemble setting, but I don't care... it sounds great plugged in and of course is lovely just to sit and noodle about on. And frankly with all that rosewood it looks DDG as just an objet d'art.

Drive It Like You Stole It - Smackbound

Walk of Life - Strire Dates

Avenues and Alleyways - Tony Christie

Love Me Love My Dog - Peter Shelley

Who Let The Dogs out - I dunno, some bloke

Devil Woman - Harry Webb

Go - Pearl Jam

No, It Isn't - + 44

This is only the second year in the last 30 or so that I haven't had at least one festive gig over Xmas/New Year. (The other one was when my wrist was nadgered a couple of years ago.) This year has been an utter ***t musically, we've lost festivals and all sorts, and this miserable gig-free xmas is the rancid icing on the mouldy cake.

Just An Illusion - Imagination