Oh yes, I remember that sort of thing. I recall seeing a 'review' of It Bites' magnificent Once Around The World album in one of those poxy rags; they hated the band and all it stood for, that much was obvious, and one of the very few things they actually said about the actual music on the actual album they were supposedly writing about was to say that the title track had a reasonable trumpet solo on it. 45 seconds out of a brilliant hour of music and they couldn't even be arrsed to listen closely enough to realise that it was a synth patch rather than a trumpet.