It's Brilliant, And That's A Fact
A short one-act play
{Scene: stage is dark except for a spot-lit desk bearing a laptop. A person is sat at the desk, typing a message on a music forum.}
A: "I've never really heard band/genre X, so I gave it a shot the other day. Didn't like it at all."
{A second spotlight falls on another desk and laptop, with another person typing a reply.}
B: "Are you mad? Band/genre X is completely brilliant and anyone who doesn't like them/it has got cloth ears."
{A third spotlight falls on another desk and laptop, positioned face to face with the second desk. A third person sits typing a reply.}
C; "Nah, band/genre X is rubbish. Absolute garbage."
B: "No it's not."
C; "Yes it is. You can't even dance to it."
B: "Yes you can."
{spotlight over desk A starts to fade as the typing of persons B and C intensifies in agitation}
C; "No you can't. Way overrated."
B: "No it's not."
C; "Yes it is."
B: "No it's not."
C; "Yes it is."
{spotlight over desk A brightens slightly}
A: {typing hesitantly} "I might give it another try, see if it will grow on me..."
C; "I wouldn't bother, it won't."
B: "Yes it will."
{the typing of persons B and C gradually intensifies in weight and agitation}
C; "No it won't."
B: "Yes it will."
A: "sigh."
{spotlight over desk A fades to black}
C; "No it won't."
B: "Yes it will."
C; "No it won't."
{curtain slowly begins to fall}
B: "And so on."
C; "And so forth."
both B and C; "Arrrgh."
{fade to darkness, curtain falls}