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  1. Rich
    I'm On Fire - Springsteen
  2. Rich
    Money (That's What I Want) - Flying Lizards et al
  3. Rich

    Well, I have to say that when I sat down earlier to watch a bit of telly, one of the things I was not expecting to see was a man wànking a turkey.
     

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    2. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Thanks Mick.

      My Musical Director in the choir years ago said that I was as sharp as a sausage.  Good to know I can still hack it.

    3. nige1968

      nige1968

      How does one pleasure a turkey, exactly? Asking for a friend

    4. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      Why, gobble gobble gobble, of course.

  4. Rich
    Starlight Starbright - Rick Springfield
  5. Rich
    Take Me Bak 'Ome - Slade
  6. Rich
    The magic number - De La Soul
  7. Rich
    Who Farted? - Koo Koo Kanga Roo
  8. Rich
    Guy Works Down The Chipshop (Swear He’s Elvis) - Kirsty McColl
  9. Rich
    Do The Dog - Specials
  10. Rich
    Star Wars Theme - John Williams
  11. Rich
    Sea Cruise - Frankie Ford
  12. Rich
    Stranger than Fiction - Joe Jackson
  13. Rich
    From the dreams on the barbed wire at Flanders and Bilston Glen From the Clydeside that rusts from the tears of its broken men From the realisation that all we've been left behind Is to stand like our fathers before us in the firing line (Slàinte Mhath - Marillion) You choose your leaders and place your trust As their lies wash you down and their promises rust You'll see kidney machines replaced by rockets and guns And the public wants what the public gets But I don't get what this society wants (Going Underground - The Jam)
  14. Rich
    54-46 (that's my number) - Toots and the Maytals
  15. Rich

    Here's a tip from your Uncle Rich. When you're beta-testing a design package and you think the auto-save is set, make sure it is. That way, you won't lose the last 5 hours' hard graft when it crashes. >:(>:( 

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      The swearing. Oh my word, the swearing. I'd have made a docker blush.

       

    3. alyctes

      alyctes

      Couldn't quite hear you from here...

      Enough to void the warranty though, I reckon.

    4. TheGreek

      TheGreek

      I feel your pain brother....

  16. Rich
    Warm Wet Circles - Marillion
  17. Rich
    This beautiful Sei Flamboyant 5. All I needed to do was replace the very meh Barts and get it properly set up. Instead, I sold it. What was I thinking?
  18. Rich
    Hold on, just going to check down the back of the sofa...
  19. Rich
    King For A Day - XTC
  20. Rich
    The Only Living Boy In New York - Simon & Garfunkel
  21. Rich
    Wishing on a Star - Rose Royce
  22. Rich

    A moment's lapse of concentration + car-park bollard = :( :( :(

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    2. Rich

      Rich

      Bit more than a bumper, alas. :(  The bollard was alongside. 

    3. SpondonBassed

      SpondonBassed

      I was thinking about making a gag out of that but it's past time I showed some sympathy.

      I've been caught with coloured matched bollards that look to be part of the fence two feet behind.  Got no sympathy from the establishment that had them painted that way.  Daft.

      Feeling for you.

    4. Teebs

      Teebs

      :( Ouch!

  23. Rich
    Nipple to the Bottle - Grace Jones
  24. Rich
    Achey Breaky Heart - Billie Ray Cyrus Sorry.
  25. Rich
    I've seen worse. I can't remember when, but I'm sure I've seen worse.
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