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This just popped up on my feed. I'm not a golfer, but even if I was, I don't think I'd be in a rush to play this course...
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Best news I've heard all year.
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Dog walks into a post office, says he wants to send a telegram.
"OK" says the clerk, "what's the message?"
The dog says, "Woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof woof, woof woof."
Clerk says, "OK, but for the same price, you can add one more 'woof'".
The dog frowns and replies, "But then it wouldn't make any sense."-
Reminds me of this one.
Remote Scottish village, general store cum post office, bell tinkles as the door opens.
'Mrs McDonald' says the postmaster 'We dinnae see you too often'.
'Aye, well, Mr McDonald died. I'd like to put a wee notice in the paper, what's the cheapest?'
'£5, what d'ye want to say?'
'Mr McDonald died'
'Feh £5 ye get 3 more words'
'Mr McDonald died. Volvo for sale'