Rich

Adjustable spanner
Allen keys, about a million
Araldite rapid
Batteries
Cable tester (homebrew)
Cable ties
Double-sided tape
Files
Fluke multimeter
Flux
Fuses
Gascat soldering iron
Insulating tape
Knives
Nail clippers
Pens & chinagraphs, various
Pliers
Safety pins
Scissors
Screwdrivers, various
Screws
Side-cutters
Solder
Spare 12AX7 preamp valve
Spare jack plugs/sockets
Strings
Superglue
Switch cleaner
Thread-lock
Torch
Various electronic components
Wet wipes
Wire

...and, to be honest, so personally subjective as to be worthless for anything other than to create disagreement.
It must be a slow news month.

[size=1]And if I was compiling the list, I wouldn't have put a Rick in the top 650.[/size]

Noooooooooooooooooo

Or at least, wait till I've got the shekels to take it off your hands*. I would dearly love this.

* this would take months, unfortunately

[quote name='thisnameistaken' post='1169108' date='Mar 20 2011, 02:48 AM']It's not really about making up for a lack of ability, it's about making the noises you want to make. I'm happy with my dry bass sound but I don't always want to sound like a bass guitar, that's all there is to it really.[/quote]
Nutshell.

Orroight me babbers?

Oh god
my favouritest guitarist in the world is back in the UK
and I can't make it.

Bum.

Have a great time, everybods.

They like to have a go...

...and are very often rubbish at it, unless they do it for any length of time.
Mind you, I suck on guitar so it sort of evens out.

[quote name='bluesparky' post='1166600' date='Mar 18 2011, 06:28 AM']Ah, well played sir![/quote]
No, I disagree. Catching your opponent off-guard and pouncing on the Crescent as the very first move of the game is seriously frowned upon and flouts the spirit of the contest. The last person to try this, a Mr. Kobayashi if memory serves, found himself ostracised for doing this very thing. He ended up in a travelling circus as some sort of freak show, where punters were invited to try to last more than a minute in a game with him and offered the prospect of £25 and a custard doughnut if they managed it. Of course it was all a fix and the Kobayashi Manouvre was employed every time.

Bacon sandwich, two Shakatak albums and a streetmap of Nottingham.

Nah, give us a full review. Pleasepleaseplease.

I've always sung and played, mostly BVs but some lead, so to be honest I find it's second nature these days. Although it does definitely depend on the complexity of the bass part. Quite how Mark King does it sometimes is beyond me -- whether you like his playing style or loathe it, you have to admit that his ability to sing over complex bass parts is second to none.
But [i]talking[/i] and playing? Forget it. I find it next to impossible.

[quote name='icastle' post='1121163' date='Feb 9 2011, 11:34 AM']Someone please tell me this <turdtwister> wasn't the inspiration behind Bernard Matthews Turkey Twizzlers... [/quote]
Well, the one is about as tasty and nutritious as the other...

EDIT: Probably.

I've had the Wal since 1986. The only longer relationships I've had are with my parents/family.
Partners for life

I try not to use the Post Office for anything much larger than a stamp these days. Certainly after what they did to Si's B2A...

"Mummy, when I grow up I want to be a bass player."

"Don't be silly darling, you know you can't do both."

Yup, she's right.

[quote name='spike' post='1160660' date='Mar 13 2011, 04:32 PM']Well, in a moment of madness at the bass guitar show yesterday I went and bought the classic J model on the Bass Merchant stand. The build quality and finish are excellent especially considering the price. It sounds good too and there's quite a variety of tones avaible. One feature that I like is that instead of the two volume controls and one volume control that you'd find on a standard jazz, there is a master volume, a pickup blend and a tone control.

looking forward to rehearsal tonight so I can see how it sounds with the band.

Here's some pics

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Oh god, that is gusset-dampeningly lovely. I want a 5 string just like that one please.

Ahem, shall we try this one all over again chaps? All posts except the OP deleted. And as a reminder...

[size=3][url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?act=SR&f=20"]Buyer Guideline No. 5[/url] -- If you believe the price of the item is too cheap/expensive, then please PM the seller as to why. Do not ridicule or undermine the seller by posting how much you think it's worth or how much it can be gotten for elsewhere, the laws of supply and demand will determine if the item sells at that price.[/size]

[quote name='BassBod' post='1157812' date='Mar 11 2011, 11:06 AM']I'll be there...its really not far from Bristol....even though the M5 doesn't go straight past![/quote]
Likewise. If it doesn't clash with anything, I'm your huckleberry. Might even bring the Wal

[quote name='Bilbo' post='1154958' date='Mar 9 2011, 09:27 AM']why do these threads always go on for days and days? [/quote]
Because people keep going
"Tribute bands really suck."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
"No they don't."
"Yes they do."
Ad nauseum.

Result: over £1500 raised for the Samaritans and a local charity.

Yay, another member for the Bristol Massive welcome aboard.

Glad your baby's back Kevin... hope you enjoy it.

[quote name='slobluesine' post='1145646' date='Mar 1 2011, 12:55 PM']eeeyup.... golden rule is ALWAYS lay your bass on the floor [b]i heard of someone did just that and then reversed over it tho [/b][/quote]
straight out of a Carry On film.

Don't hold your breath waiting for mine to turn up I'll be selling my kidneys first.

These two.

Got my kids next weekend, so alas I will not be joining you fine fellows
See you next year!