Rich

Baby It's Cold Outside - Ella Fitzgerald and Louis Jordan, amongst many many others

FTFY.

Doctor Doctor - Thompson Twins

54-46 Was My Number -- Toots & the Maytals, Aswad, Yellowman, Sublime, etc

Getting Beaten Up - The Piranhas

Slip Slidin' Away - Paulmon and Artfunkel

Bonin' in the Boneyard - Fishbone

I Can't Hear You - Betty Everett

3am Eternal - The KLF

May I ask why?

Eye of the Tigerrrrr - Survivor

Ooh Aah... Just a Little Brit - Gina G

Shít Towne - Live

Sound of da Police - KRS-One

Flexible - Depeche Mode

(I Believe I'll) Dust My Broom - Robert Johnson

Utterly ridiculous and just makes him look like a complete Tuesday.

They have a bunch of different ones, all for a tenner and post free too. Mostly distortion/overdrive. Black is 'Ultimate Drive', red is 'Classic Chorus', green 'Vintage Overdrive', pink 'Pocket Metal', purple 'US Dream' (?), darker red 'Crunch Distortion' and yellow is 'Tremolo'.

My son is dabbling with guitar -- I know, I tried, but he was seduced by the dark side -- he's only just started really and has a fuzzbox but nothing else, so when I saw this tiny 1590A-sized thing I thought it would be ideal for him. It was £10 brand new on Amazon. No that's not a typo, it was ten quid. I have yet to try it out, it might sound terrible for all I know. I will report back.

Go Away - Living Colour

Ah, you have the RoadWorn model

Always good to see the godlike Mr G.

For reason's best known to himself's, Dads alway's had a bee in his bonnet when it come's to apostrophe's. Ooh look, bee's!

For some reason -- and my only excuse is that it's been a long, busy day -- at first glance my poor addled brain read this as, "In other news the cavalry has arrived..."

The sniping and snide comments stop now, or the thread gets locked.