Normally this sort of thread goes like this. Here's hoping this one is an exception...
I hate this, this and this.
What? They're all brilliant.
No they aren't.
Yes they are.
No they aren't.
Yes they are.
No they aren't.
Yes they are.
No they aren't. You must be really thick if you think they're any good.
Actually they are great and you're the thick one here.
Oh fck off.
No, you fck off.
No, YOU fck off.
etc.
*lock*