It was 2003 and I was 24 and playing guitar; the band was called Holocene and the venue was The Bell Hotel in Newtown, Powys. We played second on the bill, between Fatwax (I think) and Little Miss Mental. The band was.... not great. I wanted to be a post-Goth cowpunk band, the other guitarist wanted us to be Mushroomhead and the singer/bass player and drummer wanted us to be the Foo Fighters. I played what I thought was slide guitar, drenched in delay and phaser over one-finger drop-d powerchords. We went down well, as I recall, and I threw my lovely Epiphone Goldtop into the crowd at the end of the set.
What a bloody whankyrr.