Jackroadkill

My username started out as a stage name. I was once described as "the type of scum who would happily eat roadkill", and I decided to own that. My brother pointed out that "Owen Roadkill" didn't really have the edge it should have, so the Jack part was made up to fit. Of course, this is when I was a twentysomething snake-hipped rock god and the lack of irony wasn't a problem. Now I'm older, tubbier and greyer I look more like the actual roadkill itself.

That all sounds pretty sucky; best of luck with whichever the new project turns out to be, sir.

Jeez, that's ridiculous.... Is there no chance of a reconciliation after a cool-down period, Andy?

Looking and sounding very smart, sir. Nice job!

Yes!! It's looking good - glad it's playing nicely.

I always say the my Nana told me never to trust a man who doesn't wear a belt. It's not true but it sounds cool. How anyone can go belt-less is beyond me.

Well, it's the weekend, after all!

I'm in.

"Alot", instead of "a lot".

Whim! Whom!

Sick Sick Sex - Avulsed.

Dongwater.

Chineapple Munx. Pantsera. Queens Of The Stone Ape

Like the Daily Star in 1990.

The strap button, presumably.

Can we just agree that punching downwards isn't a good thing?

I don't work with anyone with an agenda of hate.

Hod Stewart, the well known brickie.

PM inbound!

His dad died in 1990.

There was a wrestler from Tamworth called David Day, and that's everything I know about the place.

I think I saw them supporting Ministry once. They were good, but of course their first album was the best and they never regained their initial fury. Shame.

Absolutely this. 100%. Also, this being a tribute to your brother, mistakes etc are unimportant - remember him, have fun for him and don't worry about any bum notes.

There's a lot going on about Rod Stewart on certain sections of the web at the moment, none of which can be corroborated with a simple google search, Funny that. Also, the prose in all of these "reports" just screams AI.

Now that's just beautiful.