Mediocre Polymath

With the tuners it all just scrubbed off, and I think I've gotten the gunk off the finish. I'm going to have to level and oil the fingerboard so that will probably be fine when I'm done. The only issue really is the inside of the guitar, where I think the stink has seeped into the pores of the unfinished wood. I'll think of a better plan at some point, possibly doing what you've suggested, but for now I've tossed a fabric bag full of lavender in there and taped a bit of cardboard over the soundhole.

This is perhaps a little off topic, but I had to share this somewhere. I'm currently working on an 1980 Ibanez acoustic for someone – replacing a lifted and damaged bridge, refretting the neck and generally giving it some TLC. It's a nice guitar, and in remarkable condition given its age and how much it has been played (frets 1–7 have string grooves that go almost down to the tang). The downside is that it came from the house of my friend's late brother, and both he and his wife were heavy smokers. It smells. Today I was looking at the tuners, which I knew I'd have to take off anyway. They're a sort of faded, brass/gold finish with a funny adjustable tension system (Ibanez called it "Velvetune"). A few were a little sticky to the touch, so I decided to get some vinegar and clean them up. ... Turns out they're not gold or brass, they're nickel covered with a thick coating of nicotine residue. Here's a before and after picture. Bleurgh

Apologies, what I meant was when Andertons made their push to get into the online business in a big way. Not sure when that was exactly, but I remember them starting to show up in sponsored search results and the like in the early to mid 2010s, I think around the time that Lee Anderton took over the business and started making changes.

GAK was a "shop of dreams" for me when I was a teenager. Their website was where I'd go to ogle basses and wish I had more money. When I actually had money though, their way of doing business put me off pretty fast. I tried to order most of my first grown-up gear from them back in the late 2000s, but they used a godawful courier who nicked or broke most of the stuff they shipped. The store also had an annoying habit of selling you stuff they didn't actually have, then stringing you along for months before giving you a refund. I remember that when Andertons first popped up in the 2010s their website made GAK's look like a Geocities page.

Huh. I was in Brighton on Monday and walked past the shop in the North Laines, but didn't try to go in. It did occur to me as I was passing that it was starting to look a bit shabby and neglected.

Thanks. I'll drop you a pm

I've been tinkering with some 5-string headless designs lately and this could be just the thing. What's the string spacing?

Just a follow up thought on this. I don't think there's likely to be another generation after the baby boomers for whom the electric guitar – and to a lesser extent the electric bass – is such a potent cultural symbol.

I suspect we'll soon be reaching a sort of saturation point with solid-body instruments. They've been in mass production now for more than 65 years, and unlike acoustic guitars and other things, they don't tend to naturally degrade past the point of unplayability --at least not on a time scale that has made itself known yet. Each year's production adds to the stockpile of instruments that are already out there on the market, and I don't think the number of people willing to spend money on a non-beginner instrument goes up by that amount every year. The reason prices have held steady or gone up, even for non-"vintage" stuff is that the average number of instruments owned by players keeps rising. As a few people have mentioned, the generation now settling into retirement include a lot of people who collect guitars, and during the 1990s and 2000s big chains like Guitar Centre in the US actively encouraged that with marketing and finance deals. I know a few older folks in the US who own many more more instruments than me, despite never having learned to play. They bought them because they thought they were cool things (they are, in all fairness) and because they'd heard they'd increase in value. The actuarial tables are starting to look threatening for a lot of those folks, and they're probably not going to ask to be buried with their 17 identical sunburst precision basses.

A local guitar shop had one of these for sale on commission for a while. Such an awkward, misbegotten thing. The guy who ran the place tried to sell me on it, and the only thing he could think of as a pitch was "it's really rare, probably collectible". To get back to the topic at hand, I would say that something that's worth remembering is that you can use much lighter woods than maple and still have a pretty stable neck. Probably the combo of, say a multi laminated sapele neck and a super-small Bass Collection-style headstock would help with the centre of gravity issues.

I made a new year's resolution to tidy up the nest of cables, plugs and musical doodads that was filling up my attic. It took a while, but I've consolidated everything down to a few shelves next to my desk (which, I have to admit, doesn't help me keep focused on zoom meetings). I'd been working on a layout that involved a sort of patch bay unit with dozens of jack sockets front and back routed to a bunch of rotary switches, but after I got the Trace Elliot GP11 from @Skinner, I realised that it had outputs enough to do everything with the green box. I can plug an instrument into the GP11 and have it to through effects (in the FX loop) and then on to either my bass amp (with home made cab), my home made valve amp/cab, or my computer interface. Or all three at once. Now I just need to re-cover the manky tolex on the valve amp with brown faux leather to match the other components.

The "Duncan Designed" pickups were a VM series thing, as were the precision-bass-style knurled metal knobs (most Jazzes have black plastic knobs). The body wood on the natural finish ones was "soft maple" I think. Source: I played one of these as my main bass for about 8 years. They're lovely things. I made a couple of cosmetic changes to mine, but left everything else more or less stock. This is what mine looked like after I replaced the knobs, drilled through the bridge for through-body stringing and added ashtrays to make it more 70s and funky.

Wonderful, thanks for this. It's reassuring to have something that – if nothing else – I could give to a tech if something goes wrong.