Bone Idol

Wake Up Poo! - The Poo Radleys

Vienetta - Ultravox Vienetta n. A rich and satisfying multi-layered toilet pudding, consisting of several alternating layers of turd and bumwad.... Bangers and mash. (Roger's Profanisaurus Magna Farta Edition).

Hey Bulldog - The Beatles

The Singing Dogs - Don Charles

The Boat That I Row - Lulu

That's Enough (S'nuff) - Ray Charles

I'm A w**ker - Ivor Biggun 😉

Goin' Down - The Monkees

It's simple..... Use it or lose it....In much the same way that everyone moans when their local pub turns into a restaurant (but they can't remember the last time they went in there for a drink). Most instrument sales come from 'beginers'... Mostly they choose their stuff on-line because it looks nice on the web, it looks the same as the one their musical hero uses, 'beginer's instrument' prices are reasonable and they won't feel intimidated by shop staff or other muscians hanging around the store.... Sad but true. I'm as guilty as everyone else, since my local music store closed I now order my strings etc. on-line... But I'm determined to change that...

Chop Sticks

Globe Trotter - Jean-Michel Jarre

Belly Don't Be A Hero - Paper Lace

Sledge-ham-er - Peter Gabriel

Bantam Cock - Jake Thackery

Money In My Pocket - Dennis Brown

Don't Be'leaf A Word - Thin Lizzy

Jennifer Juniper - Donovan

The guys in the shop were ok but over the years I've heard many horror stories about what goes on in the depot from people who had worked there. I remember some 15 years ago, the guitarist in my band bought a Fender Twin amp from Gak but they only had the display item at the shop, so they asked him to drive up to the warehouse to collect it... 15 years on... and they still haven't charged his credit card for the amp!.... He'll be sad to see them go I'm sure!

Roxanne - The Police

Sussudio - Phil Collins

Oh Sandy - John Travolta

Tits - The Stranglers

Forever Autumn - Justin Hayward

Primate Dancer - Tina Turner