[quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1492071952' post='3277601']
I own basses with fretboards made of rosewood, ebony, maple, pau ferro, ebanol, carbon fibre, and triple-ply toilet tissue. OK, I made the last one up.
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I think you'll find double-ply quilted toilet tissue is the way to go. Stay well away from Izal Medicated though.