OK fellow ACG lovers, new bass commissioned to replace the departed Dirty Ash one on the left.  The spec will be: 
 
Recurve 4 Custom spec 
Body:  Native Ash top on Alder body - Minimum lacquer finish 
Neck:  3-piece Wenge (however you pronounce it) 
Board:  Wenge, fretted (still don't know how to pronounce it) 
Pickups:  2 x RFB 
Electronics:  ACG EQ03 5k 
Other bits:  Detuner on E string, black hardware, luminlay position dots on the side, ACG custom bridge 
 
I did casually mention to Mrs ead that having sold a bass a replacement might be sought, but Mum's the word people