01 Ever played a gig sitting down?
yes
02 Ever gigged on a different instrument?
Yes, I did my music degree playing the trumpet.
03 Ever shared a stage with a musical hero of yours?
Unfortunately not.
04 Any fan ever had a tatoo of your band's logo?
No.
05 Ever signed an autograph in a dressing room?
No.
06 Ever cried on stage?
Yes, playing for Les Mis, the founder of the company had terminal cancer and during Bring Him Home I looked up at the MD who was blubbing his eyes out. As he’s the singer in my function band I couldn’t help it, welled right up myself.
07 Ever worn a hat on stage?
All the time.
08 Ever gigged with a band you hadn't met before the gig?
Many times.
09 Ever been in a relationship with a fellow band member?
Yes.
10 Ever played in different bands on the same day?
Yes.
11 Ever had anything thrown at you while playing?
Yes, the drummer’a mum’s knickers.
12 Ever crashed on the way to the gig?
Yes, my fault too.
13 Ever left a band over the choice of set list?
No.
14 Ever slept in the venue despite it not being a hotel?
No, but in the van plenty of times.
15 Ever been supported by a band clearly better than you?
Yes.
16 Ever played a gig suffering from some debilitating medical condition?
No.
17 Ever been in a band where the guitarist was your favourite bandmate?
Yes, my brother.
18 Ever played in the grounds of a stately home?
Yes.
19 Ever injured yourself on stage?
Yes, the cap on the pickup selecter on my Tele had come off and I made a kebab of my thumb on it.
20 Ever been told that your bass isn't loud enough?
Yes.