A few years back we were playing without our male singer and my wife was covering all the vocals. We were dragging out a few easy numbers to fill out the set, and were playing ‘I Just Wanna Make Love To You.’ Cue drunk bloke taking to the empty dance floor (disaster of a beer festival) and trying to do ‘sexy’ dancing. His girlfriend looked horrified and clearly wanted the ground to swallow her up. This didn’t put him off mind, as dropped his trousers to moon us all, then hopped to his missus’ table and slapped her right in the face with his ****. My wife announced at the end ‘Don’t worry folks, the guitarist is a GP and counselling is available’ as the girlfriend stormed out.