[quote name='skej21' post='1250750' date='May 30 2011, 08:38 PM']Nah, it's actually a clever marketing ploy so that all the slappers and fretw***ers have more room to show off in.
Apparently, when someone chooses to "demonstrate their skills", a gang of screeching girls appears from nowhere and flocks around the potential customer.
This helps to support the customer's delusion that their "skills" attract ladies, in turn increasing the chance of a sale by nearly 150%.
True story.[/quote]
I'm sure bass cellar is full of screaming girls who need a change of underwear after hearing some slap...
It's more than likely the few who walk past the hot drummer shop and go in the bass cellar will be thinking "Whats the awful racket, oh it's that pale nerdly looking kid with the big guitar, I'm gonna go have a sweaty backdoor lovemaking session with this rich salesman"