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Jack broke his nut once and Jill fixed it with vinegar and brown paper.

If you read the second verse of the old nursery rhyme quoted here it seems there are other things that can benefit from that sort of therapy.

@SpondonBassed Seems about right. You may as well patch your nob with vinegar and brown paper as anything else. I often use a dab of honey and a wet wipe.

In the style of Valerie Singleton:

All you need to make your own scale model of the Kensington fatberg is a squeezy Fairy Liquid liquid bottle, some Hermès 24 Faubourg scented wet wipes, some of nanny's used syringes and some palm oil.  Make sure the palm oil comes from Harrods' food hall children.  We don't want any lower class blockages in our sewers now do we?

Here's one I made earlier...