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I have a number of bass cases and gig bags around the house which have become part of the furniture. Some may have basses in, some may not... it's called 'hiding in plain view'...

That, I like! Edit: And its only £329! Oh dear...

Not long now, then! Just think of it as a Christmas present to yourself...

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Huh, that's only because ALL your trolleys have giant codpieces, or something.

That guy 'old mark' who says he really likes the white one isn't me, by the way.

Young, eh? Unforgivable!

Ringo is/was a very underrated drummer. He does/did what is/was needed. That is all.

I spend my waking hours trying not to have the hell bugged out of me, but it gets increasingly more difficult over time and t'internet doesn't help. But you can walk away from it and make some coffee. Unlike those irritating situations in meatspace that have to be addressed in real time, dammit! Incidentally, are you wishing you hadn't started this now?

Oh yes, eBay and Gumtree are both crap in their own ways. I was an eBay trader in another life, but I ceased activities the day it became impossible to leave negative feedback for buyers! What a crock!!

As a buyer you do get more protection through eBay. And get things delivered.

Actually we got £200 each, the rest went to the band account for rehearsals and other expenses.

Now you're talking, what brand is that, then? *Eager*

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are confident and the intelligent are full of doubt. - Bertrand Russell Note: This isn't the actual quote but apparently you can't type cee-oh-cee-kay without it being changed to 'pink torpedo'. Which is pretty bloody stupid.

It might help if the finish wasn't so bland. Would look a lot better in strident Gibson Cherry Red, for example.

Oh God, that's a dangerous venue. Still, whatever... I enable you!

Yes! 1-3/4" at the nut and a 7-1/4" radius board can't be beat!

A pro function band I was in a while back got £5000 for NYE, but that was at Grosvenor Park Hotel and it was a 9-piece band. Plus, I furiously stuffed my face like there was no tomorrow, which there very nearly wasn't. Blooargh!

That's what would put me off. But weirdly I don't mind Jazz necks too much... if they're on a Jazz Bass. Kind of like they can't help it...

Ha! All well and good, but if your Precisions looked like a, a... bucket of turds, would you play them as much..??

That looks like about a thousand similar basses. Why??

Thetes no need to be rude. I was dropped as a baby.

I like the white one. I'd have to replace the tort guard though, it's crap. Probably with mint or parchment. Or Spitfire tort if I was feeling flush.

Steady on old chap, let's not go too far. They'll get ideas above their station and start wanting people food. Where will it end??