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discreet

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  1. Looks good in white! Anyway, if that's Shoreline Gold then black or tort is actually illegal and you risk a visit from the pickguard police.
  2. Noooooo! Had to bin that after 8 seconds. 😛
  3. Let me guess... either Sleepy or Grumpy?
  4. I foolishly sold mine, too. Easily one of the best-sounding and best-playing Ps out there. If you're looking for a quality Precision and you're not hung up about having an F-decal on the headstock, then you really can't go wrong. Especially at this price.
  5. Another transaction with Chris, who is the epitome of honesty. Recommended. Thanks Chris!
  6. I've never seen the point of being top of a list, myself. Best to keep a low profile. :crazy:

  7. Er... no, of course not. Now where's that damn kid with my pineapple??
  8. As long as they're making you sound good...
  9. *SOLD* Millenium SP 31 Signal Splitter Input: One (1) XLR Female Output: Two (2) XLR Male Ground Lift Switch https://www.thomann.de/gb/millenium_sp_31.htm Very good condition, used once only. Surplus to requirements. Would like £18 via bank transfer. Price includes postage you your dwelling or atelier. I will PM delivery details to Buyer.
  10. And yesterday you told us you only had one bass!!
  11. No joke, it's a serious problem*. I had the same bass from 1976 up until I joined BC in 2010. Now I'm always skint and spend my time looking at bloody bass guitars when I should be playing the ones I've already got. I blame teh internetz. *As far as first-world problems go, obviously. Tsk.
  12. OK - but how is the Coastguard going to help, exactly..?
  13. Mine have. I got struck off for having sex with a patient. All that money spent on Veterinary College, wasted.
  14. Probably well worth it if you have a great big load of stonking to do. Haha! Haha! *Sigh*
  15. My grandad (the other one) would make thick porridge with salt then leave a plateful of it in a drawer overnight. Have to say I was never tempted but he loved it.
  16. Salt? Of course not! A tablespoon of marmalade is the healthy option. The sort with bits in. Good for exfoliation.
  17. Great Scott man, are you telling us you only have one bass??
  18. At least ask for tea and cake. And see if he'll run you down to Sainsbury's and back. You've got to get your money's worth these days.
  19. Rubbish, we know EVERYTHING. My grandad was a doctor anyway, so that proves it. What you should do is mix up some porridge with Nutella and rub it on your chest before you go to bed. In the morning stay in bed until at least 11am. Scrape off the mixture and microwave it for two minutes. Serve it up to your wife or partner as a kind of brunch. You will feel a lot better for this. Then avoid watching ANYTHING on TV that could be seen as even SLIGHTLY controversial - especially News programmes. Cancel your newspapers and don't listen to News on the radio. I guarantee your stress levels will reduce massively. PS: Glad this didn't actually kill you.
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