Interesting, but my radar is pinging away like mad. The whole thing smells weird to me. Like a dead goldfish in the pages of a library book. Or an old forgotten prawn behind the skirting board. Madonna's pants. Or... you get the picture. I wouldn't touch it with a 10-foot bass-playing pole. Even if I could find one. But on the other hand, part of me wants the OP to go ahead and do it, so we can see what happens!!