EBS_freak

I think there as Rock n Roll resistance member employed at Bax...

In which case, they were always sh**.

So what's that, given their obscene prices, about 3 guitars...?

Good point. Whatever strings he put on a year ago are probably dull as dishwater by now.

It's all a bit J&D Brothers isn't it?

FFS people.

Indeed. And that is why the law is an donkey.

Hmm, a 3 or 4 inch horn in-pants still doesn't seem that impressive. Unless we are talking girth I guess. Still, I'd take my two 4 inches over a couple of 1 inches any day.

I would have said call the police in their ear shot... but given my dealings with the police... waste of time.

I suspect it would not be suitably insured also. I can't believe you went around to collect it - somebody should have done that on your behalf.

I remember doing the two cans on a piece of string when I was a kid. Is it just me or is it just pants?

Certainly - but drop me a line before hand to remind me!

I'm not sure I'll be able to hear him over mine!

Mime gig then?

Me - I'm here to pick up five Yamaha tenor saxes we ordered? Them - What the f**k? We're a shoe shop.

You do know that all this could be avoided if you played properly... with your fingers...?

* whilst walking through Ashdown section * Me - 'scuse me, I don't suppose you have a light?

Me - Have you got a single D string? Them - Why yes, we sell Roto singles. Me - It's OK, on second thoughts, I'll wing the gig a string down.

Me - Could I take a closer look at this bass please? Them - ** reaches it down and starts slapping 7 shades out of it ** Me - Is that hard to play? Them - Umm...?? Me - Cos it's f**king hard to listen to.

Me - Do you sell Rotosounds? Them - Yes Me - Why?

D'oh! Maybe I shouldnt be placing it on my pelvis after all...

Those Germans nailed it again. Very efficient... and all that.

The thru would be a big plus for this as that would negate the need for a monitoring feed back from a desk. If you can play at quiet volumes where monitoring is not required and still get the thump, then thats a big thumbs up. Also, would take roundtrip latency out the loop for those guys running wireless systems from their bass with horrendous latency figures. Mentioning no brands and all that. Woojer is still a big thumbs up. I'm being more sensible with it now - I was running it super strong at first but its defo a more subtle thing as you get used to it... otherwise you feel all beat off once you've finished playing. Funnily enough, I was reading into psycological effects of haptic feedback... and there's unconfirmed evidence that it can lead to panic attacks and paranoia. Who knows?!

And dent the walls as you get it up the stairs to those flea pit tiny venues that hold ten people in an upstairs back room (where an Ampeg fridge is totally necessary)