You'd love the Tickled Trout in Wye. Full compliment of roadies, front of house crew, separate monitoring crew, d&b monitors in abundance for all... and to top it off, in exchange for your night of entertainment, a hefty pay check. No rider is too much, you have your own private wing to get ready for the gig and if requested, fluffers are on hand to get you prepared. Hell, you may even get use of a helicopter to get you to and from the venue so you don't have to mingle with the common folk.
Just don't forget to wear your best strides for the occasion.
Make no mistake, you won't have any problems hearing yourself at the Tickled Trout.
* so I've heard. I clearly don't move in the circles that are worthy of playing at the aforementioned venue.