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[quote name='stingrayPete1977' post='1111863' date='Feb 2 2011, 12:17 AM']It's hasn't done the rounds for a while has it? The Flea Vs MK was a hot topic when I first joined and obviously seen it a few times since! First time for 2011 anyone?[/quote]

No but there has been recent PS3 or Xbox, Mac or PC threads..... which amounts to the same sorta Shyte!

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Right, time to sort this once and for all

The best bassist theoretically possible would be Flea's adopted son (biological father Mark King), who would play a particularly obscure piece of vintage Fujigen JapCrap that You Can't Buy and even Bassassin has only heard of rather than physically touched, with quadrophonic active double MM phase-reversible pickups and a Sadowsky/John East collaborative custom pre-amp. It would be strung with DR Moonbeams (silver alloy round-core roundwounds) which he'd change every gig despite costing £300 per set, and played through an all-valve Class D micro head linked to a Barefaced Big Arse vertically aligned 8x12. He'd frequent talkbass where he'd make unequivocal statements on which gear was best with sycophantic fan boys to protect his sacred word.

His closest rival would be Mark King's adopted daughter (biological father Flea), who would apparently play a beat up defretted '61 Fender P through a pair of Peavey Eurosys stage monitor on their sides. Despite using flat-wound strings and a foam mute, her slap tone in particular would be inexplicably awesome. She would never appear on basschat or any other sites and the secrets of her God-like tone would remain forever a mystery, her Fender signature model utterly failing to get anywhere near.

He'd be PC, she'd be Mac. He would use ketchup and she would have nothing, not even vinegar. Neither would touch mayo

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[quote name='LawrenceH' post='1111915' date='Feb 2 2011, 01:46 AM']Right, time to sort this once and for all

The best bassist theoretically possible would be Flea's adopted son....

He'd be PC, she'd be Mac. He would use ketchup and she would have nothing, not even vinegar. Neither would touch mayo[/quote]

Love it!! There is now no need for this site to continue. That's the whole thing in a nutshell!!

No mention of Jamerson though... :)

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[quote name='LukeFRC' post='1111734' date='Feb 1 2011, 10:34 PM']and just your older, slightly overweight (and possibly shaved headed) bloke who plays down the pub every month.[/quote]

Creepy! How did you know? :)

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AAAGH.... nooooooooo....its morphed into its own thread...!!!??? :) what mod would do such a thing?

or maybe the thread wants to live, and resurrected itself... it feeds off of the negative bickering..like the slime in ghostbusters?

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[quote name='amnesia' post='1112487' date='Feb 2 2011, 02:52 PM']Marcel Jacob (RIP)[/quote]
Not only a fine bass player but also the inventor of the Cream Cracker.

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[quote name='ahpook' post='1112568' date='Feb 2 2011, 03:53 PM']king vs. flea at what ?

charades ? arm wrestling ? go ?[/quote]

Ugliest bass player I believe

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[quote name='Zach' post='1111895' date='Feb 2 2011, 12:59 AM']ketchup or mayo with chips?[/quote]
MB1. :)
.... Even Simon Mayo prefers Ketchup!

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[quote name='stingrayPete1977' post='1111863' date='Feb 2 2011, 12:17 AM']It's hasn't done the rounds for a while has it? The Flea Vs MK was a hot topic when I first joined and obviously seen it a few times since! First time for 2011 anyone?[/quote]

MB1. :)
"Is it Kerry Katona?" :)

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[quote name='Mykesbass' post='1112583' date='Feb 2 2011, 04:14 PM']But have either of them played a gig with the drummer in the gold lame suit? (sorry, can't find the accent for the e).[/quote]
It's impossible to organise a gig with him as he is always the drummer at the wrong gig!

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