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Bloody well used to, back when I was touring it was only generally me and the singer who got any action...been off the road for over a year and continually single for about the same time, coincidence? :)

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[quote name='Pete Academy' post='1197030' date='Apr 12 2011, 05:00 PM']Bootsy and Billy Sheehan cite their reason for starting to play was to pull women.

and has it given you the power to pull?[/quote]

With a face like mine????

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Unfortunately it's completely down to the person and not the instrument they play.

I have spectacularly failed to pull whether I was playing guitar, bass or keyboards, and whether I stood at the back looking moody or leapt around like a man possessed up at the front...

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[quote name='voxpop' post='1197032' date='Apr 12 2011, 05:01 PM']Bass players never pull, they are the tall moody ones at the back........ thats me.[/quote]
+1 :)

Only have to look at my avatar to see the truth in that!

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[quote name='voxpop' post='1197032' date='Apr 12 2011, 05:01 PM']Bass players never pull, they are the tall moody ones at the back........ thats me.[/quote]

IMHO all the most interesting women like the tall moody ones. :)

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[quote name='voxpop' post='1197032' date='Apr 12 2011, 05:01 PM']Bass players never pull, they are the tall moody ones at the back.......[/quote]

I must not have received that memo..... :)

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[quote name='voxpop' post='1197032' date='Apr 12 2011, 05:01 PM']Bass players never pull, they are the tall moody ones at the back........ thats me.[/quote]


[quote name='Dave Vader' post='1197164' date='Apr 12 2011, 06:52 PM']IMHO all the most interesting women like the tall moody ones. :)[/quote]


I'm tall.. check
Stand at the back .. check
Moody .. ahh, need to work on that one, I'm far too happy when I play! Maybe when I'm on stage I look like I'm 'on something' instead of looking smouldering and moody!

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[quote name='Pete Academy' post='1197030' date='Apr 12 2011, 05:00 PM']Was that your reason to take up bass, and has it given you the power to pull?[/quote]
Yes. And [i]magnificently[/i].

On every continent, women of all ages have turned to me in post-coital languor and murmured "That was unbelievable. But you're not a patch on Howard The Bass Dog."

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[quote name='skankdelvar' post='1197222' date='Apr 12 2011, 07:34 PM']Yes. And [i]magnificently[/i].

On every continent, women of all ages have turned to me in post-coital languor and murmured "That was unbelievable. But you're not a patch on Howard The Bass Dog."[/quote]

:)

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Recently separated from the wife - it's very messy. And it's all the fault of me being a bass player that has pulled . . . .

I'd give anything to be able to wind the clock back a few years :)

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[quote name='King Tut' post='1197319' date='Apr 12 2011, 09:00 PM']Recently separated from the wife - it's very messy. And it's all the fault of me being a bass player that has pulled . . . .

I'd give anything to be able to wind the clock back a few years :)[/quote]


ouch,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i think the rule is that we can look but cant touch,,,,or if we do................... DONT GET CAUGHT

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[quote name='The Bass Doc' post='1197179' date='Apr 12 2011, 07:03 PM']Married twice, and met both through gigging. Been with present Mrs. BD for 15 years and she's 26 years younger than me :)[/quote]


My daughter is 26 years younger than me....

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[quote name='skankdelvar' post='1197222' date='Apr 12 2011, 07:34 PM']Yes. And [i]magnificently[/i].

On every continent, women of all ages have turned to me in post-coital languor and murmured "That was unbelievable. But you're not a patch on Howard The Bass Dog."[/quote]

Even though I'm ancient I still get comments from young ladies at gigs. I am often compared to Hollwood hearthrobs.

Just the other night one came up to me and said "You know, you don't look anything like George Clooney".

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Well last friday in East Kilbride, 2 females were "stroking" the neck of my Jazz and saying that it was "long and hard, just as they like it." I might have enjoyed it but we were playing country girl at the time!

And no I didn`t, ya dirty minded monkeys!

Jez

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[quote name='voxpop' post='1197032' date='Apr 12 2011, 05:01 PM']Bass players never pull, they are the tall moody ones at the back........ thats me.[/quote]

Or in my experience.....the short moody one!!

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[quote name='jezzaboy' post='1197442' date='Apr 12 2011, 10:12 PM']Well last friday in East Kilbride, 2 females were "stroking" the neck of my Jazz and saying that it was "long and hard, just as they like it." I might have enjoyed it but we were playing country girl at the time!

And no I didn`t, ya dirty minded monkeys!

Jez[/quote]

Well, you will go to East Kilbride!!

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[quote name='Jambo10' post='1197448' date='Apr 12 2011, 10:15 PM']Well, you will go to East Kilbride!![/quote]


Too true Jambo!!

The thing is, they looked quite nice from a distance but rough close up. Part of the problem is I don`t drink, then they might have looked okay!

As the old joke goes, I have never went to bed with an ugly woman but have woken up with plenty. (copyright Jimmy Logan, 1935)

Jez

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[quote name='jezzaboy' post='1197500' date='Apr 12 2011, 10:35 PM']Too true Jambo!!

The thing is, they looked quite nice from a distance but rough close up. Part of the problem is I don`t drink, then they might have looked okay!

As the old joke goes, I have never went to bed with an ugly woman but have woken up with plenty. (copyright Jimmy Logan, 1935)

Jez[/quote]

Jings...only 1935, seemed older lol.

I don't drink while gigging, band policy since the singer used to like the odd refreshment and missing verses to go with it, so I see where you are coming from. The lights from the rig can make even the worst munter look decent at times :)

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