Eight Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 [quote]Most awesome Bass for sale super epic brilliance can be yours for a small fee. P...ull all the rawk chicks with super slick Bass moves - If local with give 1 or 2 Bass lessons in guitar and groin thrusting. would you like too hear "Awww man that dude jamming the Ibanez was so hawt id like to get in his pants and play hide the sausage...but if only he wasnt surrounded by so many women!" ? surely worth the money? But wait there's more Has jumbo frets yo! this gives you that slap schizzle dawg! play like Chilli Peppers and get all the womens. WHAT! New machine heads you say! mother funker! that schizzle just saved you £60 why am I so generous? because I wanna see YOU get LAID..cus that's the nice guy I am. And it's a Bass...no talent required to start jamming that bisnatch into the stratosphere! become a legend over night...Do it! Just do it with an Ibanez. *Does not Garantee Epicness ** May not get laid[/quote] from [url="http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/epic-ibanez-bass-guitar-sr300m/77621148"]http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/epic-iba...sr300m/77621148[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayPete1977 Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 ACE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monckyman Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 "And it's a Bass...no talent required to start jamming that bisnatch into the stratosphere! become a legend over night...Do it! I`m sure I remember buying a bass off him for precisely this reason.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allihts Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 "Has jumbo frets yo! this gives you that slap schizzle dawg! play like Chilli Peppers and get all the womens." - Tempted... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougie Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 f***in belter m8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charic Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 That is brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 made I smile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gust0o Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 SOLD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4-string-thing Posted April 18, 2011 Share Posted April 18, 2011 Wonder if he'd write me an ad to help shift my amp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 [quote name='4-string-thing' post='1204034' date='Apr 18 2011, 07:53 PM']Wonder if he'd write me an ad to help shift my amp?[/quote] "I'll include the settings which make the amp rumble just right to make all the girls within a 3 mile radius gush uncontrollably" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Does he do it in 5 Strings? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 ** May not get laid I love the caveat! seashell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JayPH Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Brilliant. Got to admire his pitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubs Posted April 19, 2011 Share Posted April 19, 2011 Ah, he had me up to the "no tallent required" bit... Did make me chuckle though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymilitia Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Chuckling to myself at work reading this in a small browser window at the bottom of my screen trying to not get caught by the big bosses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Piggery Bandana Posted April 20, 2011 Share Posted April 20, 2011 Almost speechless ..... Class!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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