Pete Academy Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 Following on from Chris 2112's 'A skeleton' w***ing in a filing cabinet' and Steve Soar's 'Like the cast of Riverdance performing on stage covered in bubble wrap, whilst pissed', I ask you to submit your descriptions. My humble entry would be: 'An office full of woodpeckers typing.' I will donate my copy of Ed Friedland's 'Slap Bass' DVD to whoever Basschat votes as winner. Quote
xilddx Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 Am I allowed to enter the competition with this? [url="http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=48946&st=60&p=489127&hl=sash&#entry489127"]http://basschat.co.uk/index.php?showtopic=...mp;#entry489127[/url] Quote
Truckstop Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 "...and it sounded like someone building a shed with a drumkit." Pretty sure I stole that from someone here though... Truckstop Quote
Pete Academy Posted May 30, 2011 Author Posted May 30, 2011 [b]You know that thing where a bluebottle goes mad when it's stuck between the two halves of your sash windows on a summer afternoon? This is what it hears in its little bluebottle head. The reason it goes mad is because it can't get away from the sound. I went a bit mad just now because my mouse stopped working for a few seconds and I couldn't turn the f***ing thing off. That was truly one of the most hideous displays of musical instrument operation I have seen. He makes Wooten look as clever as he really is, and the guy's pulse and timing in that vid was all over the place in parts. Outrageous indeed. [/b] Excellent entry, Nige. Quote
steve-soar Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 Slap Bass....."The sound of metal coated furry dice bouncing around the inside of a mark III Cortina, as it tumbles down a cliff". Quote
Pete Academy Posted May 30, 2011 Author Posted May 30, 2011 Someone once had a great one involving cutlery. Quote
pantherairsoft Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 Like the day the Tinmans balls dropped. (Not Tinman the basschatter... Tinman from Oz... Obviously!) Quote
arsenic Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 Sounds like a Dalek shagging a dustbin in a skip. Quote
Pete Academy Posted May 30, 2011 Author Posted May 30, 2011 [quote name='arsenic' post='1250768' date='May 30 2011, 08:45 PM']Sounds like a Dalek shagging a dustbin in a skip.[/quote] I'm liking this one. Quote
skej21 Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 Sounds like Captain Hook frantically trying to get the last Pringle out of the tube. Once you (slap n) pop, you just can't stop! Quote
dc2009 Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 [quote name='ped' post='1250719' date='May 30 2011, 08:08 PM']Like Bin Laden's house on Bank Holiday[/quote] +1 Had same thought but read yours before I posted mine Quote
mep Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 [quote name='arsenic' post='1250768' date='May 30 2011, 08:45 PM']Sounds like a Dalek shagging a dustbin in a skip.[/quote] Made me laugh Quote
Dood Posted May 30, 2011 Posted May 30, 2011 [quote name='Truckstop' post='1250494' date='May 30 2011, 05:14 PM']"...and it sounded like someone building a shed with a drumkit." Pretty sure I stole that from someone here though... Truckstop[/quote] That would be me my friend! - I was describing the infernal noise at Bass Day ;o) Quote
Basszilla Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 Slap Bass Like a pair of mic'd up metal testicles on a jogger getting chased by a dog Quote
yorick Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 Like two skeletons shagging on a corrugated tin roof in a thunder storm........... Quote
ped Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 [quote name='Basszilla' post='1251490' date='May 31 2011, 01:53 PM']Slap Bass Like a pair of mic'd up metal testicles on a jogger getting chased by a dog[/quote] Quote
Bloc Riff Nut Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 Slap Bass; Ahh, music to my ears! I may not win this one! Quote
TheGreek Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 ..like a bag of marbles being dragged across an old fashioned washboard.. Quote
skej21 Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 Sounds like the bass equivalent of 'drummer at the wrong gig' Quote
steve-soar Posted May 31, 2011 Posted May 31, 2011 The sound of my jaw dropping after listening to Stomp by The Brothers Johnson. Quote
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