"you won't find another one like it"

[gary mac]

[url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-Fender-Telecaster-Bass-1951-51-Squier-Precision-/270758338315?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item3f0a745f0b"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-Fender-Telec...=item3f0a745f0b[/url]


Wouldn't you rather have this than the genuine crackling antique?

[Ou7shined]

Who the hell buys these things? Stop it, you're just encouraging the systematic abuse of young basses.

[paul_5]

"buy my snake oil"

[LukeFRC]

buy him some punctuation

[lettsguitars]

hey, i like it. seems to have done a good job. the tuners look great. and of course it has the genuine fender bridge alignment problems so who'd guess it's only a squier, squire. he's right in saying it's original. of course it aint the only relic'd guitar in the world but there has to be less of those, than the billions of other fenders that all look identical.

[Happy Jack]

Astonishing how a slab body erodes over time ...

[Clarky]

[quote name='Happy Jack' post='1252358' date='Jun 1 2011, 08:55 AM']Astonishing how a slab body erodes over time ...[/quote]
rolling rivers of sweat will do it every time

[Happy Jack]

[quote name='Johnston' post='1252423' date='Jun 1 2011, 10:13 AM']It's a Squier Mike Dirnt with the star sanded off .[/quote]

Erm ... yes, I know.

[neepheid]

"you won't find another one like it"

Good, one's bad enough!

[Ou7shined]

[quote name='Happy Jack' post='1252358' date='Jun 1 2011, 08:55 AM']Astonishing how a slab body erodes over time ...[/quote]No slabs here mate.


[quote]The body is solid Hardwood not cheap ply[/quote]But you've sanded off enough paint to reveal that it clearly is in fact made from laminates.

[quote]...you can watch me play her on Skype just ask...[/quote]WTF live link-ups? This guy is off the chart.

He has yet another [url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/fender-telecaster-bass-vintage-relicd-road-worn-squier-/270758343157?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item3f0a7471f5"]abomination[/url] from this mysterious [i]"guy who relics guitars for a living".[/i]

[daz]

Has he not got it the wrong way around? Are you not supposed to simulate wear by sanding off a little bit of paint. He has sanded off the entire bass except for a tiny area?

I suggest we find out the name of this guys teacher or the name of the infant school he's at and try and put a stop to him before he hurts himself with those tools.

[mcnach]

[quote name='gary mac' post='1252228' date='May 31 2011, 11:31 PM'][url="http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-Fender-Telecaster-Bass-1951-51-Squier-Precision-/270758338315?pt=UK_Musical_Instruments_Guitars_CV&hash=item3f0a745f0b"]http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Vintage-Fender-Telec...=item3f0a745f0b[/url]


Wouldn't you rather have this than the genuine crackling antique?[/quote]


paraphrasing another basschatter on another topic:

my eyes vomited a bit.

ugh!
who can possibly think that looks good? It doesn't even look "used"!

[Mykesbass]

There have been plenty of relics pointed out on here in the past but this one has got to be by far the worst. No wonder the Google ad on the bottom of the page was for Wickes

[270degrees]

[quote]Throw it about it, drop it,[/quote]

[quote]...no one will ever know she aint original.[/quote]

Apart from the fact that you're on stage throwin' it about, droppin' it. :S



[quote]...she sounds better than my original Fender P bass[/quote]

Why aren't you selling your Fender P, then?! :S

[MB1]

MB1.
"This is a Top relic job and not the work of a dodgy electric sander!"....and what does it look like?
... "Pray tell! what exactly are the right amount of dings? and where are the Thirty Nine Steps?"