99ster Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 [url="http://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/un-melodic-bass-player-seeks-band-with-crap-image-t221217.html"]un-melodic bass player seeks band with crap image[/url] And no, it's not me, but I kinda wish it was! Quote
Lozz196 Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 And all the other guys in his prospective bands, who are already like that will go - he sounds like hard work, lol. Full marks tho - nice to see someone with a bit of (possibly over-exaggerated) honesty. Quote
Stag Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 Someone give this dude a band! Classic! [i] (sounds a bit like me in a few ways also, empathic feeling I got there for a second - haha!)[/i] Quote
dc2009 Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 Great ad, I'd hire him. I'm sure he isn't all that bad and is doing it a little light-heartedly, nothing like some good musical fun, you should see my band's gig rider! Quote
xgsjx Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 He might turn up late for soundchecks but at least he'll rehearse & work hard. Quote
paul_5 Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 nice, wish everyone i'd auditioned was this honest. Good luck to you sir. Quote
lettsguitars Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 very admirable. who needs slanty haircuts and £3000 instruments? you can relate more to your audience if they feel like (and you look like) you're one of them. it worked for cobain and marley who were also trashed or stoned after 2 hours of being awake, never mind waiting to go on. Quote
scottkincaid Posted June 2, 2011 Posted June 2, 2011 He should sign-up with us, it would be hilarious to see some of the posts he puts up. Quote
Kongo Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 "I will become a rockstar ponce and willingly enter into a downward spiral of depravity and exess if i am paid to do so" Ahahahahaha!!! Just for use of those words in that sentence man...I bet this guy is proper fun in a band really. Quote
paul h Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 I like this one at formingbands.co.uk [url="http://www.formingbands.co.uk/site/view_details.php?ID=66932&genreID=14&cityID=30&see=all&cur_page=0"]http://www.formingbands.co.uk/site/view_de...&cur_page=0[/url] [i]No past experience in anything... and one of us cant play for s*it! But he will dress up like a clown XD We like metal and just wanna p*ss about tbh... [/i] Quote
tony_m Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 And just so we know where we all stand... [url="http://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/worlds-best-guitarist-seeks-rockin-awesome-band11-t213418.html"]WORLDS BEST GUITARIST SEEKS ROCKIN AWESOME BAND!!!!!!!11 [/url] [i]I play guitar. lead guitar only. rhythm and bass are for pussies wid no talent. i like slash so will only play gunns n roses or metallica. or bands that sound just like them. will not play a song i do not like (which is anything that is not BR00T@L M3T@L!!!!11 ROCK ON!!!11) [/i] And that's just for starters! I don't know, kids + computers = never a good idea... Quote
dc2009 Posted June 3, 2011 Posted June 3, 2011 [quote name='tony_m' post='1255699' date='Jun 3 2011, 05:05 PM']And just so we know where we all stand... [url="http://www.joinmyband.co.uk/classifieds/worlds-best-guitarist-seeks-rockin-awesome-band11-t213418.html"]WORLDS BEST GUITARIST SEEKS ROCKIN AWESOME BAND!!!!!!!11 [/url] [i]I play guitar. lead guitar only. rhythm and bass are for pussies wid no talent. i like slash so will only play gunns n roses or metallica. or bands that sound just like them. will not play a song i do not like (which is anything that is not BR00T@L M3T@L!!!!11 ROCK ON!!!11) [/i] And that's just for starters! I don't know, kids + computers = never a good idea... [/quote] I think you'll find Nicklas Bendtner posted that... Quote
Kongo Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 (edited) Successful trolls are successful! :-D Edited June 4, 2011 by Kongo Quote
Ross Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 I don't know about some of that, if I had someone show up in their tescos uniform to play a gig, sorry but no. Quote
WHUFC BASS Posted June 4, 2011 Posted June 4, 2011 [quote name='waynepunkdude' post='1254914' date='Jun 3 2011, 12:51 AM']He likes the Libertines, I'm out.[/quote] That was my first thought too ! Quote
skankdelvar Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 [quote name='waynepunkdude' post='1254914' date='Jun 3 2011, 12:51 AM']He likes the Libertines, I'm out.[/quote] He likes the Minutemen, The Shaggs and the Stooges. I'm in. Hang on... He also likes Talk Talk, Prince and REM. I'm out again. Quote
EskimoBassist Posted June 5, 2011 Posted June 5, 2011 Bit of a lad, at least he's honest and hard working - two fantastic qualities. Quote
Ross Posted June 6, 2011 Posted June 6, 2011 [quote name='EskimoBassist' post='1257389' date='Jun 5 2011, 03:21 PM']Bit of a lad, at least he's honest and hard working - two fantastic qualities.[/quote] Two fantastic qualities which have lost all meaning because everyone puts that kind of stuff down. Quote
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