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How to choose a musical instrument (it's the way it looks, stupid!)


gjones
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Mike scott, of the Waterboys, wrote out 10 rules of how to be a Rock 'N' Roll star on his web blog. Rule number 2 is....... [size=4]How to choose a musical instrument (it's the way it looks, stupid!)[/size]

Is that your number one consideration when buying a bass (like 99% of Rickenbacker owners it seems) or are you deeper than that ?

By the way I've included the other 9 rules below...........just in case you were curious.



[size=4][font="Courier New"]1. How to dress like a proper f**ing rock'n'roll star (rule one: dress the same offstage as

onstage. And I mean dress offstage like you would ON, not on like you would off)



2. How to choose a musical instrument (it's the way it looks, stupid!)



3. How to write HOOKS. (If your songs ain't got 'em, get another job)



4. How to play your instrument not with your head or fingers BUT WITH YOUR LIFE



5. How to confound your audience's expectations



6. How to creatively joust with the mysterious race of beings known as ROCK JOURNALISTS



7. The lore and evolution of rock'n'roll (and how not to GO BACKWARDS. Rolling Stone

magazine take note)



8. The occult science of the killer song intro



9. The occult science of the extended outro (rule one: earn it by preceding it with a

disciplined and economic song arrangement)



10. How to get people to do things for you (eg take care of the money stuff) without

surrendering your power or authority to them
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Wise words from a very clever and talented guy. Having said that, his tendency to constantly re-invent himself (see points 5 and 7 above) can make him a challenging act to support!

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