Er... I've seen some daft stuff but this...

[RayFW]

Oh man! Why?!

[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/Epiphone-Thunderbird-Video-TV-Bass-Guitar-w-DVD-player_W0QQitemZ260217122841QQihZ016QQcategoryZ4713QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem"]http://cgi.ebay.com/Epiphone-Thunderbird-V...1QQcmdZViewItem[/url]

[Jase]

that's made my night!

[BigBeefChief]

Damn! He's applied for a patent!

Beat me to it.

[elom]

I'm not sure what DVD he's got playing there but it looks more than a little dodgy to me!

I bet he's pleased he patented it...

[Hamster]

All it needs is an Elvis / Dambusters / Tutankhamun motif and they could sell it in Viz

Hamster

[Motocross_nick]

hahaha, that did make me chuckle

[RayFW]

Actually I might have this beat for daft:
[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-12-STRING-GUITAR-SIX-STRING-BASS-COMBO-WIDE-NECK-NR_W0QQitemZ190204618282QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4713QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262"]What are these people on?[/url]
[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-PROFESSIONAL-EIGHT-STRING-FRETLESS-ELECTRIC-BASS_W0QQitemZ190201193101QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4713QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem"]Interesting string spacing. Hahaha[/url]
[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-PROFESSIONAL-15-STRING-ELECTRIC-BASS_W0QQitemZ190201229958QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4713QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem"]Trouser press Sir?[/url]

[Buzz]

The prices are even dafter for that 15'er.

[SJA]

I think I'm going to have nightmares about that 15 string bass- of getting to a gig, and then opening my gigbag to find that thing inside :wacko:

[mcgraham]

The guy who did that first one has watched waaaay too much Pimp my Ride.

Mark

[silverfoxnik]

[quote name='mcgraham' post='155061' date='Mar 11 2008, 07:19 AM']The guy who did that first one has watched waaaay too much Pimp my Ride.

Mark[/quote]
+1

[gafbass02]

The strings seem to be mainly the same gauge!?

[Jase]

[quote name='rayfw' post='155049' date='Mar 11 2008, 01:28 AM']Actually I might have this beat for daft:
[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-12-STRING-GUITAR-SIX-STRING-BASS-COMBO-WIDE-NECK-NR_W0QQitemZ190204618282QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4713QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262"]What are these people on?[/url]
[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-PROFESSIONAL-EIGHT-STRING-FRETLESS-ELECTRIC-BASS_W0QQitemZ190201193101QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4713QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem"]Interesting string spacing. Hahaha[/url]
[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-PROFESSIONAL-15-STRING-ELECTRIC-BASS_W0QQitemZ190201229958QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4713QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem"]Trouser press Sir?[/url]
[/quote]

The 15 string is a scream it just looks WRONG!

[Machines]

The 15 string is tuned in semitones..muhahahaha

[Hamster]

[quote name='rayfw' post='155049' date='Mar 11 2008, 01:28 AM']Actually I might have this beat for daft:
[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-12-STRING-GUITAR-SIX-STRING-BASS-COMBO-WIDE-NECK-NR_W0QQitemZ190204618282QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4713QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItemQQ_trksidZp1742.m153.l1262"]What are these people on?[/url]
[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-PROFESSIONAL-EIGHT-STRING-FRETLESS-ELECTRIC-BASS_W0QQitemZ190201193101QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4713QQtcZphotoQQcmdZViewItem"]Interesting string spacing. Hahaha[/url]
[url="http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-PROFESSIONAL-15-STRING-ELECTRIC-BASS_W0QQitemZ190201229958QQihZ009QQcategoryZ4713QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem"]Trouser press Sir?[/url]
[/quote]

I wonder if they do an 88 string bass, with an iron frame to withstand the tension. You could play it with both hands whist sitting down?

Hamster

[RayFW]

[quote name='Hamster' post='155097' date='Mar 11 2008, 09:33 AM']I wonder if they do an 88 string bass, with an iron frame to withstand the tension. You could play it with both hands whist sitting down?

Hamster[/quote]
You know what? You might be on to something there.

[s_u_y_*]

[quote]I made this regular guitar into a legend. This guitar will play anything that puts out a standard rca output signal such as a playstation, vcr, dvd player, and more.[/quote]

Genius!

[mcgraham]

[quote]I made this regular guitar into a legend. This guitar will play anything that puts out a standard rca output signal such as a playstation, vcr, dvd player, and more.[/quote]

For entertaining the entertainers!

Mark

[bassbloke]

[quote name='Hamster' post='155097' date='Mar 11 2008, 09:33 AM']I wonder if they do an 88 string bass, with an iron frame to withstand the tension. You could play it with both hands whist sitting down?

Hamster[/quote]

Yes, but it would need a snappy name like, I don't know... ..a harp.

[tauzero]

[quote name='rayfw' post='155026' date='Mar 11 2008, 12:28 AM']Oh man! Why?! [/quote]
One of the techniques used to counter neck dive is to add weight to the body. It's just a different sort of weight to normal.

[Tait]

that has to be the stupidist way to stop neck dive ever thought of...

[wotnwhy]

i quite like it

[Cantdosleepy]

FACT - that bass is awesome.

[bremen]

[quote name='Cantdosleepy' post='155991' date='Mar 12 2008, 02:17 PM']FACT - that bass is awesome.[/quote]

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