how to play bass on stage..

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[Chris2112]

I'm not sitting through four minutes of this. I guess he doesn't say anything of importance throughout?

[chrismuzz]

This man is a legend. He made me the man I am today. Must watch

[Stingray5]

Ah, bless!

[dudewheresmybass]

tool
that is all

[Slipperydick]

Aah Bratwurst,

So thats what I been doin wrong. and not showing em my Cucumber of course. Oh well, y'live and learn !

[Doddy]

[quote name='Chris2112' post='1363622' date='Sep 5 2011, 11:46 PM']I'm not sitting through four minutes of this. I guess he doesn't say anything of importance throughout?[/quote]
You should...you'll get the importance of 'ass tight jeans'.

[Dom in Dorset]

I for one am going to follow every one of his suggestions, I'll be at the front, tongue out , spitting blood, dry humping my bass in my tight ass jeans and shoving my cucumber in 18 year old girls faces.
How the helll have I survived without knowing this stuff?

[Dom in Dorset]

I thought he looked familiar:

[gary mac]

Best four minutes ever. Now I too could be a u tube star.

[paul_5]

Ass tight jeans? I think he forgot that you need an ass to put in them first.

[fiatcoupe432]

[quote name='paul_5' post='1363758' date='Sep 6 2011, 08:42 AM']Ass tight jeans? I think he forgot that you need an ass to put in them first.[/quote]

i might need to take some skype lesson!!!!!!!!

[fiatcoupe432]

please next time show us your cucumber, we don't care about bass your playing!!!!

[cd_david]

Wow

"Dry hump the sh*t outta ya bass"

Damm thats where I have been going wrong. I know what Im doing next gig.

[BassBod]

That scared me. Really.

[steve-bbb]

[quote name='paul_5' post='1363758' date='Sep 6 2011, 08:42 AM']Ass tight jeans? I think he forgot that you need an ass to put in them first.[/quote]

and once the ass transplant is successfull it may develop its own personality and take over the rest of the body

i predict the ass will demand a chin transplant too

is it just me or does anybody else here think he could have put the mic through an octave pedal to beef up that whiney twang a smidgeon??

[fender73]

I am complete

[Dom in Dorset]

I think he "budded" from a growth in Derek Smalls' armpit.

[soopercrip]

plenty of ass in those jeans
and in the t shirt
holding the bass
drinking from the can
in fact- a complete ass...

Andy

[Fettsman]

But I play with my bass directly in front of my "ahem" cucumber. Should I buy a transparent bass or adopt a Mark King playing stance?

[bremen]

Apologies to the 99% of us that have seen this, but the 1% needs to ;-)

[Slipperydick]

Never understood that metal detector. Was it a [i]heavy metal[/i] Cucumber ?

Anyway, Bananas and rolled up socks look a lot more realistic. Bratworst is harder to get, but Walls Cumberland get a bit clammy during a long set...lol

[lojo]

I think ive said this before , but this guy needs his own tv show, different subject each week, would be quality

[Dom in Dorset]

"Never understood that metal detector. Was it a heavy metal Cucumber ?" - In the demo version of the film [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfZOpzfxFM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfZOpzfxFM[/url] (about 9 min) it's a load of small change in a hadnkerchief. For some reason it became a foil wrapped cucumber in the full film.
There are a few other details that make more sense once you've seen the demo. There is also a deleted scene where a roadie is seen wrapping said cucumber.
I am a total Spinal Tap nerd.

Edited September 6, 2011 by Dom in Somerset

[Lfalex v1.1]

[quote name='cd_david' post='1363772' date='Sep 6 2011, 08:56 AM']Wow

"Dry hump the sh*t outta ya bass"

Damm thats where I have been going wrong. I know what Im doing next gig.[/quote]

Sounds like a recipe for bucklerash if ever I heard one.