how to play bass on stage..

[Slipperydick]

[quote name='Dom in Somerset' post='1363902' date='Sep 6 2011, 11:06 AM']"Never understood that metal detector. Was it a heavy metal Cucumber ?" - In the demo version of the film [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfZOpzfxFM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfZOpzfxFM[/url] (about 9 min) it's a load of small change in a hadnkerchief. For some reason it became a foil wrapped cucumber in the full film.
There are a few other details that make more sense once you've seen the demo. There is also a deleted scene where a roadie is seen wrapping said cucumber.
I am a total Spinal Tap nerd.[/quote]

Must be old age, I was wondering why it was wrapped in clingfilm.

Great Mustache though innit. A must for all the best Bass Players and not even mentioned on the 'How to play on stage' video.

[woodyratm]

What a douche.

His voice is terrible.

[chardbass]

Had to watch.
So tonight I'm thinking Gene Simmons, Steve Harris, Godzilla and cucumber.

The involuntary belch at about 2.30 made me laugh out loud tho. I think he may have some comic value- a bass players mirandasings for those who have heard of her.

[Sibob]

Seriously, how many of you think this is a genuine??
I definitly think he's doing it firmly tongue in cheek......you can hear the guy can play well from the little bits he does

Chill out

Si

[BottomEndian]

[quote name='cd_david' post='1363772' date='Sep 6 2011, 08:56 AM']"Dry hump the sh*t outta ya bass"

Damm thats where I have been going wrong. I know what Im doing next gig.[/quote]
Oh, Dave. The mental image.

Mind-bleach, please.

[lojo]

[quote name='Sibob' post='1364035' date='Sep 6 2011, 01:06 PM']Seriously, how many of you think this is a genuine??[/quote]


Sadly I do think it is genuine

Which means we really shouldn't laugh

[longtimefred]

i got to

"if your going to be on stage, you gotta be on stage"




before turning that annoying pri*k off.

[bremen]

[quote name='longtimefred' post='1364084' date='Sep 6 2011, 01:54 PM']i got to

"if your going to be on stage, you gotta be on stage"




before turning that annoying pri*k off. [/quote]


I'm hurt.

[MB1]

MB1.
WTF?

[Grand Wazoo]

[quote name='bremen' post='1364097' date='Sep 6 2011, 02:15 PM']I'm hurt.[/quote]

Don't be hurt, you need to learn to take it as "large" as you give it, mate. Personally I know your video is a mockery which you concopted, but I for one find it really funny, and I have enjoyed watching it, never for one minute I thought you meant any of it but for entertainment purpose, I rate it, as it made me chuckle.

When's the next one?

Edited September 6, 2011 by Grand Wazoo

[bremen]

[quote name='Grand Wazoo' post='1364106' date='Sep 6 2011, 02:21 PM']Don't be hurt, you need to learn to take it as "large" as you give it, mate. Personally I know your video is a mockery which you concopted, but I for one find it really funny, and I have enjoyed watching it, never for one minute I thought you meant any of it but for entertainment purpose, I rate it, as it made me chuckle.

When's the next one?[/quote]


Thanks, man. That means a lot to me.

Thinking about doing driving lessons next. How to totally OWN a road, you know.

Or a 'just say no to drugs' promo. Haven't decided yet. Open to suggestions :-)

[aldude]

"Don't stand behind the drummer" - so that's where I've been going wrong all this time! Couldn't see a thing!

I'll take his advice to push aside the lead singer, cos, y'know, the bassist is the front man after all.

[Grassie]

[quote name='Dom in Somerset' post='1363902' date='Sep 6 2011, 11:06 AM']"Never understood that metal detector. Was it a heavy metal Cucumber ?" - In the demo version of the film [url="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfZOpzfxFM"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGfZOpzfxFM[/url] (about 9 min) it's a load of small change in a hadnkerchief. For some reason it became a foil wrapped cucumber in the full film.
There are a few other details that make more sense once you've seen the demo. There is also a deleted scene where a roadie is seen wrapping said cucumber.
I am a total Spinal Tap nerd.[/quote]

I, on the other hand, must be part of the 1%. Never seen it.

[chardbass]

Lol. Just watched some of his other vids- amusing stuff. Very much in the style of Mirandasings.
Some funny stuff in there if a bit subtle but that's the point.
Def a gap in the YouTube marketplace for someone like him. Think we have our very own cult superhero.

[chrismuzz]

I'm actually disappointed it's not serious

[Heathy]

Serious or not, he's only saying what the rest of us are thinking.

[PerfectionBG]

I think this guy really knows his stuff, just wish there were more people like him in the world.

....

....

You know what I can't even say that sarcastically enough.

[Happy Jack]

Interesting choice of beer, though.

[Nyl]

loved the video, going to have watch the full channel.

Now, do Strings Direct do ass tight jeans...or cucumber pumps

[SS73]

I think he's lowering his superiority by not being able to handle his fizzy pop.

[JakeBrownBass]

[SS73]