Spike Vincent Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 [quote name='merlin' timestamp='1335903964' post='1637926'] ha ha its your round... [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted May 1, 2012 Share Posted May 1, 2012 [quote name='merlin' timestamp='1335903964' post='1637926'] ha ha its your round... [/quote] Fine - I'll buy you a pint of whatever you like for every song that you get right..... ...not bought a beer for a while Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 (edited) "X would really like to play tea chest bass on two or three of our songs, I think it could sound great." Edited May 14, 2012 by Dom in Somerset Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judo Chop Posted July 1, 2012 Share Posted July 1, 2012 Guitarist: "No I won't turn the bass down on my amp, that's my sound." No, I think you'll find that's MY sound, being the bassist and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloudburst Posted December 26, 2012 Share Posted December 26, 2012 cloudburst: I'm thinking of buying a 5 string bass* Guitarist: Oh. Didn't think you'd be a 5 string type of guy. cloudburst: Huh? What do you mean? CB *GreeneKing's SR5 - sorry mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowregisterhead Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Gormless female singer, after someone suggested we put 'Soul Man' in the set: "I really don't want to do that, it's so cheesy 80's..." Me and guitarist, in unison: "No, the original by Sam and Dave" G.F.S.: "Who?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowregisterhead Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 And on a more personal level, during a pause in our sound check at a corporate event, the guitarist of another band on the gig walks past me and says, with heavy sarcasm: "Ooh. 5 strings. Gosh." I managed to resist the near-overwhelming urge to pin him to the ground and break his arms... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 [quote name='lowregisterhead' timestamp='1356603608' post='1911472'] And on a more personal level, during a pause in our sound check at a corporate event, the guitarist of another band on the gig walks past me and says, with heavy sarcasm: "Ooh. 5 strings. Gosh." I managed to resist the near-overwhelming urge to pin him to the ground and break his arms... [/quote] No need , I would imagine the bassist from his own band will do that at some point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowregisterhead Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 [quote name='Dom in Somerset' timestamp='1356605731' post='1911501'] No need , I would imagine the bassist from his own band will do that at some point. [/quote] True - I hadn't thought of that. I feel better already! :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneyg42 Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 Emails go round that we need to learn In These Arms by Bon Jovi for a birthday party. Due to illness we are unable to rehearse in the week before. No probs we can wing it on the night. Get to the night and keyboardist says "oh I've learnt Always!" Give him his due though he slammed his headphones on and keyboard on the iPhone and learnt the damned song. He's the technical whizz in the band but maybe reading emails is beyond him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonsmith Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 A couple from history... Hasn't learnt or even acknowledged existence of new songs for tonight's rehearsal: "I have to read emails at work, I'm not going to read any when I'm not there!" Followed by an admission that he's booked a holiday that clashes with a gig we've had booked for months: "I have to use a diary at work, I'm not going to use one when I'm not there!" ...and then this, from a different drummer: "Where is everybody?" "We're in Sutton, the PA is all set up and the drum mics are on the floor awaiting your kit" "Aren't we playing in Hayes?" "Yes, we are, tomorrow night!" "Oh, I'm there now, thought it seemed a bit quiet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted December 27, 2012 Share Posted December 27, 2012 From the dim and distant past : Me - have you sent X that demo they requested yet, you said you'd sort it out a few months back? Anon - No Me - how come , that was months ago???!!!!! Anon - I haven't got any jiffy bags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andysleigh Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 i dont consider myself a proper bassist, so reading all this makes me depressed. i dont think il make any suggestions to my band mates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaypup Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 (edited) Drummer: Sorry old chap but my spine which as you know was broken in 3 places is giving me too much gyp. I'm going to have to rest for a few months. Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The best drummer I've heard for years and a good mate too - gutted (for him, the band and me) Edited January 11, 2013 by chaypup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bremen Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 'Why don't we mix (five very different 24-track songs on an analogue desk) Friday evening?' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyquipment Posted January 11, 2013 Share Posted January 11, 2013 In my past band the drummer said "someone's out of tune" Really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barneyg42 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Singer "lets keep Dakota, Sex on Fire and Mustang Sally in the set"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjones Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Me 'When are you free to rehearse?' Them 'I can't do Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, Saturdays or Sundays. Oh I just remembered I can't do Tuesdays either.' Me 'Can you do Thursdays?' Them 'I'll get back to you....' Me 'So you think Thursday might be ok?' Them 'Yyyyyyyy............No!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Strings Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 in preparation for a recording, keyboard player states he's "going to choose the piano sounds when we get to the studio". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monckyman Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Singer"can we do Can't get no satisfaction?" Two months after agreeing we needed to concentrate on songs from this century to balance the utter sh*te he loves from the 60s Singer" erm no, I don't have an eBay account" when asked had he sold our old P.A that he removed for that purpose 3 months ago. Yes,am fed up with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wylie Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 "Have we done this before?" "How does this go again?" "And you are ... who?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cameronj279 Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 Him : "when are you free for recording?" Me : "anytime after Thursday" An hour later Him "We're booked for Tuesday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mbellishment Posted January 12, 2013 Share Posted January 12, 2013 "Do you not think our songs would sound better if you played a 4 string bass?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4 Strings Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 [quote name='mbellishment' timestamp='1358025929' post='1932140'] "Do you not think our songs would sound better if you played a 4 string bass?" [/quote] Well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bassintheface Posted January 15, 2013 Share Posted January 15, 2013 You know Weds is date night for me and the wife......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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