Dear God.........

[geoffbyrne]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/guitar-project-/170715361895?pt=UK_Guitar_Accessories&hash=item27bf6db267

G.

[Clarky]

I like the comment "probably needs to be varnished"

Should read "Probably needs to be burned"!

[Ou7shined]

Never build a guitar while on 'shrooms.

[discreet]

It looks like something which might have escaped from Salvador Dali's trousers.

[Alfie]

When cavity routing goes wrong

[the boy]

this is actually a guitar shaped candle that has been left next to the radiator. What the hell Im gonna have a bid.

Edited October 20, 2011 by the boy

[Dave Vader]

I quite like that actually

[the boy]

[quote name='Dave Vader' timestamp='1319118521' post='1410146']
I quite like that actually
[/quote]
I respect your honesty, HOWEVER, before purchasing you may want to consider what a bitch it would be finding a case for this one.

[Jondeeman]

Is this what happens when you answer the phone while cutting out a body blank? I'm really not sure what to think about it...

[Dave Vader]

[quote name='the boy' timestamp='1319118873' post='1410151']
I respect your honesty, HOWEVER, before purchasing you may want to consider what a bitch it would be finding a case for this one.
[/quote]

I don't think it needs a case, wouldn't be that precious about it, just want to stare at it in the small hours of the morning...

[the boy]

[quote name='Dave Vader' timestamp='1319121196' post='1410211']

I don't think it needs a case, wouldn't be that precious about it, just want to stare at it in the small hours of the morning... [/quote]
I'm so glad you added the smiley face otherwise id've been scared. Real scared.

[Soloshchenko]

The horror...the horror...the horror....

[Monckyman]

[quote name='Ou7shined' timestamp='1319115114' post='1410074']
Never build a guitar out of 'shrooms.
[/quote]
Fixed.

[alyctes]

Looks to be a lefty? That would make a [u]little[/u] more sense...

Edited October 23, 2011 by alyctes

[Ou7shined]

[quote name='alyctes' timestamp='1319330960' post='1412858']Looks to be a lefty? That would make a [u]little[/u] more sense...[/quote]
Pretty sure it's a righty...

.... as well as a wrongy.

[GarethFlatlands]

I think someone threw up on the floor, drew a line round the sick and used that as a template for the body shape.

[alyctes]

[quote name='Ou7shined' timestamp='1319365471' post='1413031']
Pretty sure it's a righty...

.... as well as a wrongy.
[/quote]

Sorry, should have looked a little more carefully

[MB1]

MB1.

WTF?... ."If you want something a bit different then this is the one for you!"
Sold 7.50 / Delivery 10.00... it'd be worth that just to see the postmans face!

Edited October 27, 2011 by MB1

[discreet]

[quote name='MB1' timestamp='1319744106' post='1418158']
Sold 7.50
[/quote]
They were robbed.

[MB1]

They were robbed.

MB1.
No!...more than worth it for the sheer bewildered look on the audiences face, as you strap that round your neck

[paul_5]

I think eBay had it right: "For parts or not working: An item that [color=#ff0000]does not function as intended[/color] or is not fully operational"

Certainly doesn't work for me.

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[Ou7shined]

A Pish guitar.

[Mr. Foxen]

[quote name='Johnston' timestamp='1319796548' post='1418631']
Did no one else look at it and think.

It's a Wish guitar
[/quote]

Nah, these are wish guitars:

[IMG]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/Incarante/0018.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/Incarante/0012.jpg[/IMG]

[IMG]http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b69/Incarante/0023.jpg[/IMG]

[Big_Stu]

[quote name='Mr. Foxen' timestamp='1319804816' post='1418786']


[/quote]

That bridge pickup is so far out of position you need a calendar to measure it!!!!

[the boy]

£17.50 all in, how much is a bag of coal.