Well there's no harm in trying, I suppose

[davehux]

He might reel in a numpty

[url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SHOE-Horseshoe-Bridge-Pick-Up-Rickenbacker-4001-Series-Bass-/290627188305?pt=Guitar_Accessories&hash=item43aabaf651#ht_1263wt_1185"]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SHOE-Horseshoe-Bridge-Pick-Up-Rickenbacker-4001-Series-Bass-/290627188305?pt=Guitar_Accessories&hash=item43aabaf651#ht_1263wt_1185[/url]

[bremen]

[quote name='davehux' timestamp='1320947391' post='1433636']
He might reel in a numpty

[url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SHOE-Horseshoe-Bridge-Pick-Up-Rickenbacker-4001-Series-Bass-/290627188305?pt=Guitar_Accessories&hash=item43aabaf651#ht_1263wt_1185"]http://www.ebay.co.u...#ht_1263wt_1185[/url]
[/quote]

hahaha, 'Smoke/Pet-free residence'. So it's a bent lump of metal that doesn't smell bad.

[davehux]

Not even metal - they're crappy chrome painted plastic that weigh about an ounce

[bremen]

[quote name='davehux' timestamp='1320947772' post='1433645']
Not even metal - they're crappy chrome painted plastic that weigh about an ounce
[/quote]

Well that explains how he can afford to offer free shipping!

[davehux]

For $500, I'd wanted it delivered by Kylie Minogue, naked, on a unicorn

[bremen]

[quote name='davehux' timestamp='1320947974' post='1433653']
For $500, I'd wanted it delivered by Kylie Minogue, naked, on a unicorn
[/quote]

Make him an offer of $1.59 with that proviso.

I just offered 99 cents with the note 'Hi, I'm offering top dollar as this is from a pet and smoke free environment. I just can't stand the stink of tobacco or dog on my bits of plastic!'

He declined.

[davehux]

If I pay $1.59, do you think he'd rub it on a smoking dog?

[Mr. Foxen]

"Hi, my dog has request I buy this so he can smoke it, I've recently had to pay for an extensive course of medication so can only offer $1.63"

[ahpook]

[quote name='davehux' timestamp='1320948222' post='1433661']
If I pay $1.59, do you think he'd rub it on a smoking dog?
[/quote]

depends if he knows someone with a beagle.