wateroftyne Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 For no other reason than 'just because'.. [url="http://www.fender.com/products/select"]Fender's new Select range[/url]. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wateroftyne Posted January 4, 2012 Author Share Posted January 4, 2012 'I'm sorry pet, but I [i]did[/i] ask them for a room with a Telly.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevB Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 'Fender....Erudite and Classy...no you don't get a f***ing stand with it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bass Doc Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I'll get back to you eventually pet. I'm just checking the Basschat forum to see if anybody's sussed wateroftyne's new squeeze. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 [sup]"FFS love, I never knew the cover of Astral Weeks was so engrossing. Are you trying to tell me something?"[/sup] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highfox Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Oh no! shes brought the handcuffs again (at least thats what they could be sitting on the end of the bed) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 He is looking at the waiter saying "Can't believe you dropped my dinner on the floor." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highfox Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 What if her sister finds out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 'Young man, if you were a bass player you would have got a bunk-up. Now get out.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiehoffmann Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "Expensive guitars... Fancy hotels... Women. That's the life of a rock star. If only I could rid of this damn crabs!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 'No, I'm not interested in your meat and two veg, thank you. And put that fag out.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apa Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 (edited) "My last boyfriend was a bassist. His was much bigger and fatter and made me move and........... oh well. Anyway, so you say you can do it realy fast yeah?" or "Whats a fender?" (as per that Peugeot 306 ad) or "So tell me about this guy Nigel Clutterbuck he sounds realy cool" A Edited January 4, 2012 by apa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "And I thought she'd be impressed that I played guitar on Chesney Hawkes' 'The One and Only'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 So I said to Room Service, I think I need a new G-string ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jakenewmanbass Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Going for the alliteration angle.. 'I do like a fiddle on a fender a'fore fondling a filly....! What! (puffs pipe furiously) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mykesbass Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I think I'll just set fire to this piece of wood here to warm my ankles up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 She's concentrating so hard on her magazine that she can't see what I'm doing with my left hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seashell Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 She's saying 'And don't even [b]think [/b]about touching my guitar!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorick Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Well, that's the mini-bar cleared out! What's next?Ah, the tele into the swimming pool......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xilddx Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Man: So what are people saying about these trousers you got me, Penelope? Woman: Dunno, I can't seem work this iPad, Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "The USA, Japan, Mexico, Korea, China, doesn't matter where really. We''ll take any old crap and just stamp Fender on it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Sorry I'm distracted, love. I just don't know how to tell Bilbo we are going to encore with Moondance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacDaddy Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "bu99er! I think I've just followed through". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed_S Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 "I normally like 'em old, dirty and lightly distressed from a life on the road... but I guess she'll do!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raggy Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Why do my legs look really small? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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