The Fender Select Caption Competition

[chrismuzz]

"Bugger, I thought a guitar would impress her... I didn't think she'd ask me to PLAY something!"

[bubinga5]

got a light love, my rollups gone out

[waynepunkdude]

"This weed is terrible I can't seem to be able to drop my eyebrows"

[TheGreek]

She says: "Come on, there's no point in sulking just because BC won't let guitarists have there own sub-forum.. anyway it's your own fault..you should have been a Bass player instead.."

or: " what's that..another Fender for the open fire?..go on, just chuck it on.."

[EssentialTension]

That link won't work for me. What am i missing?

[waynepunkdude]

Main pic here

[url="http://www.fender.com/en-GB/products/select"]http://www.fender.com/en-GB/products/select[/url]

[EssentialTension]

Thanks Wayne.

[Lfalex v1.1]

"If I Reach for the tele with my right hand, she won't notice what I'm doing with my left. Either way, not tonight, Josephine.."

[Wally]

When I'm watchin' my T.V.
And that man comes on to tell me
How white my shirts can be
But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke
The same cigarrettes as me
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

I can't get no satisfaction
I can't get no girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
I can't get no, I can't get no

When I'm ridin' round the world
And I'm doin' this and I'm signing that
And I'm tryin' to make some girl
Who tells me baby better come back later next week
'Cause you see I'm on a losing streak
I can't get no, oh no, no, no
Hey hey hey, that's what I say

[RhysP]

"Damn, she won't shag me because my father is more famous than I am......"

[Bikenbass]

She says; " 'ere babe, Bert Weedon says you [u]can[/u] play it in a day."

Edited January 5, 2012 by MSL

[Green Alsatian]

"Jesus Christ, was that you, love? Open the window will you! That's put me right off my tea!"

Edited January 6, 2012 by Green Alsatian

[Monckyman]

Her,"Where is the Drummer?"
Him "He`s on his way.."

[MacDaddy]

[quote name='Monckyman' timestamp='1325865065' post='1489062']
Her,"Where is the Drummer?"
Him "He`s on his way.."
[/quote]

saw the clip yesterday, so true!

[Graham56]

Nah, sorry, that looks nothing like Bruce Springsteen.... NEXT!

[Raslee]

Her: So what football team did you say you play for again?

[MacDaddy]

Him: Tracey, do me a favour. Google 'do farts have lumps?'.

[Norris]

When I asked for a nice tight backline...

[Musicman20]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qypWcLXx9wg&feature=youtu.be

[apa]

If she had played it. It would have been cool

A

[Steve G]

dime bar........

[mckendrick]