Is This You 0_o

[Nibody]

[url="http://jackson.craigslist.org/muc/2835203944.html"]http://jackson.craig...2835203944.html[/url]

This cant be for real can it.. lol

[quote]"Bass player available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player. Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 39202. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a JATRAN bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles. No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds."[/quote]

Edited February 10, 2012 by Nibody

[discreet]

'No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks or playgrounds.' Says it all, really.
Obviously been done for puppy-rumbling. Edited February 10, 2012 by discreet

[LiamPodmore]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1328898515' post='1534657']
'No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks or playgrounds.' Says it all, really.
Obviously been done for puppy-rumbling.
[/quote]

And, by the sounds of things, those puppies he's been rumbling are let out for longer by their mummies too.

(Yes, i'm bored)

Liam

[flyfisher]

And there was me thinking I could never make a living out of playing bass. I play notes other than G,C,D but have never thought to charge £30 for each one of them. What a mug I am!

I can also "[i]do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord[/i]" . . . bloody hell, I should turn pro.

[Oopsdabassist]

LMAO! Planet Rock DJ just shoved that on FB...who copied who

[Dom in Dorset]

[list]
[*]can't be me, I'm not that versatile.
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[leftyhook]

You're not serious thinking this was serious??!!!!

[EmmettC]

Hahahaha, that's amazing.

[Dood]

I larrrrrffffffed out louuuuuuuud!

[Chris Horton]

Thats the best thing i have seen in ages

[Dropzone]

Tell me more about this so called "D" chord you have been talking about!!!

[Nibody]

[quote name='leftyhook' timestamp='1328900160' post='1534697']
You're not serious thinking this was serious??!!!!
[/quote]

If it was a drummer... yes.

[Blademan_98]

[quote name='Dropzone' timestamp='1328901924' post='1534727']
Tell me more about this so called "D" chord you have been talking about!!!
[/quote]

Chords....... now what are they again.

Some people play by ear

(not me, I just hit the cables whilst holding them against the metal lines on the wooden bit)

[discreet]

He's definitely a 'pocket' player. Billiards, I was thinking.

[noelk27]

So, "off the wall"? Wonder if he's a friend of Michael.

[lettsguitars]

Funny as f**k! Obviously somebody having a public go at [i]their [/i]bass 'player'.

[Judo Chop]

G, C, AND D? I wish that was me.

[Gust0o]

Brilliant

[Mylkinut]

[EdwardHimself]

Wow I wish that guy lived a bit nearer, he would be perfect. Although unfortunately we're doing a gig that is only 497 yds from the local primary. Oh well.

[uncle psychosis]

[quote name='lettsguitars' timestamp='1328913908' post='1534941']
Funny as f**k! Obviously somebody having a public go at [i]their [/i]bass 'player'.
[/quote]

My thoughts exactly.