Nibody Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) [url="http://jackson.craigslist.org/muc/2835203944.html"]http://jackson.craig...2835203944.html[/url] This cant be for real can it.. lol [quote]"Bass player available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player. Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 39202. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a JATRAN bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles. No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds."[/quote] Edited February 10, 2012 by Nibody Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 (edited) 'No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks or playgrounds.' Says it all, really. Obviously been done for puppy-rumbling. Edited February 10, 2012 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamPodmore Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1328898515' post='1534657'] 'No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks or playgrounds.' Says it all, really. Obviously been done for puppy-rumbling. [/quote] And, by the sounds of things, those puppies he's been rumbling are let out for longer by their mummies too. (Yes, i'm bored) Liam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flyfisher Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 And there was me thinking I could never make a living out of playing bass. I play notes other than G,C,D but have never thought to charge £30 for each one of them. What a mug I am! I can also "[i]do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord[/i]" . . . bloody hell, I should turn pro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oopsdabassist Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 LMAO! Planet Rock DJ just shoved that on FB...who copied who Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dom in Dorset Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 [list] [*]can't be me, I'm not that versatile. [/list] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leftyhook Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 You're not serious thinking this was serious??!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmmettC Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Hahahaha, that's amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dood Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 I larrrrrffffffed out louuuuuuuud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Horton Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Thats the best thing i have seen in ages Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dropzone Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Tell me more about this so called "D" chord you have been talking about!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nibody Posted February 10, 2012 Author Share Posted February 10, 2012 [quote name='leftyhook' timestamp='1328900160' post='1534697'] You're not serious thinking this was serious??!!!! [/quote] If it was a drummer... yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blademan_98 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 [quote name='Dropzone' timestamp='1328901924' post='1534727'] Tell me more about this so called "D" chord you have been talking about!!! [/quote] Chords....... now what are they again. Some people play by ear (not me, I just hit the cables whilst holding them against the metal lines on the wooden bit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 He's definitely a 'pocket' player. Billiards, I was thinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noelk27 Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 So, "off the wall"? Wonder if he's a friend of Michael. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lettsguitars Posted February 10, 2012 Share Posted February 10, 2012 Funny as f**k! Obviously somebody having a public go at [i]their [/i]bass 'player'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judo Chop Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 G, C, AND D? I wish that was me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gust0o Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mylkinut Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdwardHimself Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 Wow I wish that guy lived a bit nearer, he would be perfect. Although unfortunately we're doing a gig that is only 497 yds from the local primary. Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncle psychosis Posted February 11, 2012 Share Posted February 11, 2012 [quote name='lettsguitars' timestamp='1328913908' post='1534941'] Funny as f**k! Obviously somebody having a public go at [i]their [/i]bass 'player'. [/quote] My thoughts exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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