Funny post in Craigslist USA

[uke]

Post on CraigsList USA.
POST:
Bass player available for PAYING GIGS ONLY. I play G, C, D. If your songs are not in G, please transpose them into G. If your song has an Em or Bm or anything off the wall I will probably sit out that chord. Or I could learn those notes for $30 each. If you want me to do fancy stuff like go back and forth between G and D while you hold a G chord, forget it because I'm a "pocket" player. Minimum $100 per gig within a 5 mile radius of 39202. $5 per mile travel charge for other areas out of town. Please make sure your gigs are on a JATRAN bus route, or you can pick me up at my place. Must be home by 11pm due to previous legal hassles. No gigs within 500 yards of schools, parks, or playgrounds.

Edited February 19, 2012 by uke

[TheGreek]

seems like a reasonable guy.. ..must have been a guitarist in a previous life..

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[silentbob]

Genius

[Stacker]

USA Craisglist is FULL of loonies, like [url="http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/1755781713.html"]this guy[/url]! He's popped up in different guises and locations. A true fruitcake!