Hilarious eBay ad copy for Parametric EQ

[BigBeatNut]

Enjoy


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Hand made

Its tasck is fine tuning of the sound timbre coloration.

Some examples of using

Suppose you are fully sutisfied with the sound of your musical instrument but you would like to have it brighter to sound in mix but not to bulge in volume

Add some boost in range 3 kHz with wide Q

Acoustics of the room makes the sound of your instrument chanting.

This effect can be minimize by cutting low (200 Hz - 400 Hz) or low mid (450 HZ - 600 Hz) with middle Q.

If sound of your guitar is disappearing among other instruments

Add high mid instead of adding volume to prevent hammer in other instruments

Speaker simulation:
If you have to play in a line for some reason you may easy to set emulation Cab+mic using the parametric. Just turn the regulation correct to receive sound of any speaker simulators as well as to modulate any pair cab+mic.

Cut a little bit (1/3) 250 Hz at mid close to low. rise a little (apr on 1/4) 3 HZ at mid Q

Preamp: Use as "warmer"

Plug Parametric EQ first in a chain of effects, set timbre and you get nice booster.

To wide your staff possibility: Personal regulator of timbre that is always with you

Plug the device into loop effects of amp and ... well, you get it.

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errr, not sure I do get it ...

[ras52]

[quote name='BigBeatNut' timestamp='1330265562' post='1554813']
Enjoy




errr, not sure I do get it ...
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heh heh... I wouldn't be surprised if Google Translate or something similar was involved.

[discreet]

I'm going to bid strong on this! It'll solve all my problems in one go!

I've been putting up with constant volume bulge and instrument chanting for decades!
Hammer prevention and staff possibility are just the icing on the cake! What's not to like??

Edited February 26, 2012 by discreet

[lxxwj]

If I turn my head sideways, I can kind of understand it..

Edited February 26, 2012 by lxxwj

[Big_Stu]

[quote name='ras52' timestamp='1330265721' post='1554818']
heh heh... I wouldn't be surprised if Google Translate or something similar was involved.
[/quote]

I think it's made clearer by this bloke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=323kQis2zbM&feature=related

[ras52]

[color=#008000]Remember the translation of this engine kid party...[/color]


(or, "I couldn't remember it when I posted earlier, but what I was thinking of was this "translation party" engine.", the one at [url="http://translationparty.com/"]http://translationparty.com/[/url].

[thisnameistaken]

I was looking for a used car earlier this month and I think I found Geoffrey Chaucer's old Golf on Gumtree:

"... the interia is in exalent condison you can tell its been well looked after the bodey work is in good condison the engin is solid its resontaly had all new belts fitted new golw pluges its just had a oil and filter change both fule and aire filter doun new brack pads its a grate runner ..."

SRSLY!

[xgsjx]

[quote]To wide your staff possibility: Personal regulator of timbre that is always with you [/quote]

Is vat the fock you have werking for you or the big stik thing vat you carey?


Sorry, just re read it. It' the big stick thing "Personal regulator of [u][b]timber[/b][/u] that is always with you".

Edited February 27, 2012 by xgsjx

[dave_bass5]

wow, i didnt realise Yoda needed used any FX pedals.

[Al Heeley]

That is brilliant! Thank god we don't have to earn a living trying to sell stuff in chinese....

[ahpook]

[quote name='Big_Stu' timestamp='1330269793' post='1554908']
I think it's made clearer by this bloke
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=323kQis2zbM&feature=related[/media]
[/quote]

brilliant

kenneth williams looks about 15

[BigBeatNut]

[quote name='Al Heeley' timestamp='1330359333' post='1556182']
That is brilliant! Thank god we don't have to earn a living trying to sell stuff in chinese....
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Funnily enough I made the same assumption about the seller ... when I checked, turned out he (or she) was russian.