ianrendall Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Just a bit of fun for a Friday. Last night, some nut dinged the Fender on my car, a pickup. I let out a deep Sei, but didn't fret too much. I had to walk back home. I had to cross Overwater but luckily there was a bridge. After a Sterling effort by the police, they found the guy, and he's up in Cort on Monday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mornats Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 On a slightly similar note (see what I did there?) back when I was in a band we had the act we were supporting come over to us for a gig. Our singer/guitarist knew the singer from the other band so there was a bit of banter. The most groan-inspiring one was "we knew we were almost here when we saw a sign that said 'weak bridge ahead'". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul_5 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I can't imagine that anyone would pickup anything useful from this 'board, it's just another pain in the neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottomE Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Not wanting to [i]string[/i] anyone along and drive you all [i]nut[/i]s i thought this thread needed a bit more[i] precision[/i]. My friend [i]little Mark marshalled [/i]a few lines of text to help but made a mistake on [i]line 6[/i]. I sent him to the [i]DR[/i] who was wearing [i]chords. [/i]The DR was unsympathetic and was [i]tapping[/i] his fingers. I had enough and [i]slapped[/i] the DR who had to[i] pick [/i]himself up from the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiOgon Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I've just had a [i]Tuner[/i] sandwich & salad with [i]stringy[/i] bits in it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt on your Bass? Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I got [i]jack[/i]ed up on more than a few drinks the other night – off the [i]scale[/i]. [i]Stag[/i]gering back home, I stopped to [i]pick-up [/i]a [i]Rol[/i]-[i]and Orange[/i] fanta to have down the street. I bumped into my mate [i]Iban [/i]“[i]E[/i]-[i]Z[/i] [i]Squire[/i]” he said “this is my new lady D[i]ebs[/i]”. She was a bit of a [i]thunder-bird [/i]if you know what I mean, and without [i]delay[/i] lunged for my snacks – the [i]barefaced[/i] cheek of it! How [i]low[/i] can people go?! I managed to [i]fend er[/i] off, and went straight home so I wouldn’t get it in the [i]neck [/i]from the mrs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skej21 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 [quote name='ianrendall' timestamp='1330685246' post='1561449'] Just a bit of fun for a Friday. Last night, some nut [b]Dingwalled[/b] the Fender on my car, a pickup. I let out a deep Sei, but didn't fret too much. I had to walk back home. I had to cross Overwater but luckily there was a bridge. After a Sterling effort by the police, they found the guy, and he's up in Cort on Monday. [/quote] Corrected Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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