Happy Jack Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) If your high-end bass is failing to sell in today's depressed market, what you need is an [size=6][b]+++ AWESOME +++[/b][/size] No one else has ever had as good an [size=5][b]+++ AWESOME +++[/b][/size] as this, so that means that my [size=5][b]+++ AWESOME +++[/b][/size] is not just [size=5][b]+++ AWESOME +++[/b][/size], it's also [color=#ff0000][size=5][b]RARE & UNIQUE!!![/b][/size][/color] And best of all, it's [i][b]flavoured[/b][/i]!!! My [size=5][b]+++ AWESOME +++ [/b][/size]is also [color=#00ff00][size=5][b]MINT [/b][/size][/color]and guaranteed to eliminate bad breath. This [size=5][b]+++ AWESOME +++ [/b][size=4]is far too good to post, so this is collection only.[/size][/size] I accept cash, cheques, postal orders, and those little black & orange sweeties you used to get in corner shops, you know the ones, they were really hard to unwrap and they dyed your tongue a strange sort of blue-ish colour. Edited May 3, 2012 by Happy Jack Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 You also need to LOOK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahpook Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 ...and LISTEN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Rock Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I was all like meh but then I saw the word AWSOME so I thought AWESOME. How much awe does it contain please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='Roland Rock' timestamp='1336038114' post='1639735'] How much awe does it contain please. [/quote] 42.86%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Price? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gust0o Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='alyctes' timestamp='1336037876' post='1639728'] You also need to LOOK. [/quote] I don't have the TIM to look. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='Roland Rock' timestamp='1336038114' post='1639735'] I was all like meh but then I saw the word AWSOME so I thought AWESOME. How much awe does it contain please. [/quote] ......some.....of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zekragash Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roland Rock Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Sorry - I like my basses to be full of awe. Do you have any aweful bases? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Truckstop Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [font=comic sans ms, cursive][color=#ff0000]....and use a [b][size=5]++++funky+++++ [/size][/b]font! I've used them all; times new roman, aeriel, wingdings BUT none as good as this! [/color][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1336037795' post='1639722'] I accept cash, cheques, postal orders, and those little black & orange sweeties you used to get in corner shops, you know the ones, they were really hard to unwrap and they dyed your tongue a strange sort of blue-ish colour. [/quote] Them orange ones are "Fruit Salads" and the black ones are "Black Jacks". If the MINT means "Mojo" as in the minty little sweets you used to get in corner shops with the aforementioned then i'll take it...... providing it has one more, or less string.. Thanks TK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TommyK Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Awe shucks...i forgot... What's the wait on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gary mac Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I've noticed and become increasingly irritated in recent weeks about the plethora of AWESOME ads. Bad enough when trawling around on Ebay but now they are on here as well, my irritation level has reached an all time awesome high. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ou7shined Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 Oh yeahhh. In before the +++ AWESOME +++ -> [url="http://basschat.co.uk/topic/174975-69-p-bass-on-ebay/page__view__findpost__p__1639453"]link[/url]y Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarky Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [size=6]When I saw this I was like ++++ [b]TOTES OMG [/b]++++[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zekragash Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 If I pay cash, can you wait to put the money at your bank ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walplayer Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) any sound clips ? in some un-openable format? Is it anything like this or more rare? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6hOBVaMGFI[/media] Edited May 3, 2012 by walplayer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsixties Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='walplayer' timestamp='1336041434' post='1639813'] any sound clips ? in some un-openable format? Is it anything like this or more rare? [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6hOBVaMGFI[/media] [/quote] This is only average. [size=5][b]+++ AWESOME +++ [/b][/size]is like this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJsMVGW88o0&hd=1[/media] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='Johnston' timestamp='1336038915' post='1639762'] Don't you mean [size=6][b]L@@K[/b][/size] [/quote] Ah, sorry, forgot the Botox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
walplayer Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='jsixties' timestamp='1336042078' post='1639838'] This is only average. [size=5][b]+++ AWESOME +++ [/b][/size]is like this: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJsMVGW88o0&hd=1[/media] [/quote] pm'd . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bass Doc Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I'm looking to sell a Vox 'paddle-shaped' bass and it's.. [b]+++ OARSOME+++[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghost Rider Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 [quote name='The Bass Doc' timestamp='1336044354' post='1639888'] I'm looking to sell a Vox 'paddle-shaped' bass and it's.. [b]+++ OARSOME+++[/b] [/quote] Love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norris Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 I would have had this, but I've only just bought a[b] +++FINAL PRICE DROP BEFORE EBAY+++[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alyctes Posted May 3, 2012 Share Posted May 3, 2012 (edited) [quote name='The Bass Doc' timestamp='1336044354' post='1639888'] I'm looking to sell a Vox 'paddle-shaped' bass and it's.. [b]+++ OARSOME+++[/b] [/quote] How many strings? Edited May 3, 2012 by alyctes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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