L@@K +++HOLY MACKEREL BATMAN +++ Amazing bass +++ AWESOME +++L@@K

[throwoff]

[size=4]STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING[/size]

[size=4]Have you seen this bass, holy sh*t this is awesome, AWESOME +++ AWESOME +++[/size]

[size=4]Made in the Fender USA factory in 1983 from spare parts by Leo himself when everyone else went home. RARE[/size]

BOOTSY COLLINS PLAYS THIS BASS

[size=6][size=3][/size][/size]

See the neck pickup, well look lower. See that? CAN YOU SEE IT?!?!?!

[size=6]BOOM two pickups! TWO.

TWO!!!!!!1!1![/size]

[size=6][size=3][size=4]Can you even imagine the tone? You are in the middle of a face melting solo and need to go over the edge? FLICK THE SWITCH both pickups on, woman will cry, men will loose control of their anus. [/size][/size][/size]



[size=4]And the body they are put in? PLASTIC, CLEAR PLASTIC. [/size][size=4]They start with clear plastic then dye it purple. Each bit of purple adds more TONE.[/size]


[size=4]HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING THIS AWESOME? Not even MusicMan make their basses from plastic and they are the best I ever played till this.[/size]

[size=4]STRINGS. YES STRINGS 4 OF THEM. [/size]

[size=4]THIS BASS KILLED HITLER[/size]

[size=6][size=3][size=4]Price £19,999.99[/size] [size=8][b]BARGAIN![/b][/size][/size][/size]

Edited May 4, 2012 by throwoff

[TheGreek]

How serious is this thread??

[bobbytodd]

are you firm on that price?

[CBbass]

This thread made me lose control of my anus.

[Junglerog]

The first post was quite entertaining, copies not so much....

[Ou7shined]

Guys beware I saw this on the bay for £8,999.99.

[bubinga5]

are you on drugs?

[Shonks]

i've already got three of these, one in shocking pink!

[gary mac]

I'd be all over this normally but good luck with the sale

[Grassie]

+++WHAT AN AWESOME THREAD!!!!!+++ %%%MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD WITH TEA COMING OUT OF MY NOSTRILS!!!!%%%%%
^&*£"NEED A LIE DOWN NOW!!!!!!**,.<>?>,@[[{-+

[Bassulike66]

the anus bit!

[bassgurumonster]

as eddie murphy once said: MOTHERF*%^$£^R

[Evil Undead]

[quote name='Junglerog' timestamp='1336143619' post='1641616']
The first post was quite entertaining, copies not so much....
[/quote]

I agree. It's got a bit old now.

[ras52]

[quote name='Evil Undead' timestamp='1336150633' post='1641825']
I agree. It's got a bit old now.
[/quote]
It's got [b]+++ VINTAGE MOJO +++[/b]

[Thornybank]

PX my mega-rare prototype...?

[lapolpora]

..but the funniest of the lot!

Big chuckles on a Friday evening. Top marks to you Mr Throwoff

BOOM! Two pickups - genius!

[Gust0o]

Is this bass good for metal?

[Stag]

I havent been on here for a few days and appear to have missed a jolly joke