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This girl had a particular liking for bass, and I wasn't complaining. Until she started slithering up and down me whilst I was playing and her bra got gaught on my G-string. We all fell apart and couldn't play!
Anyone else had anything 'odd' happen to them?


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lol... I had this really drunk American girl do something similar to me. It was slightly embarassing because my sister was there recording it! lol... Can't say I've had an incident involving my G string getting caught on a girl's bra though. Nice one! :)

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[quote name='s_u_y_*' post='182003' date='Apr 21 2008, 05:08 PM']lol... I had this really drunk American girl do something similar to me. It was slightly embarassing because my sister was there recording it! lol... Can't say I've had an incident involving my G string getting caught on a girl's bra though. Nice one! :)[/quote]

So you have an embarrassing video clip you can post here!

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[quote name='kdphysio' post='182029' date='Apr 21 2008, 05:26 PM']ian,

i was a bit concerned when you mentioned 'your g-string', but having seen her...... :huh:....you lucky s*d![/quote]


She was quite gifted, if you know what I mean :)

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Trapped on your G-string my ars*... you're clinging onto her brastrap with your fingertips like a hormonal 13 yr old, whilst members of your band and the public try to extradite the poor girl :)

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Brilliant! Of course, I would have just unhooked her bra and carried on playing. :)

EDIT: I was going to make a comment about "milking it" but then I realised how else that could be interpreted...

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[quote name='Chopthebass' post='181998' date='Apr 21 2008, 05:00 PM']Until she started slithering up and down me whilst I was playing and....[/quote]

as this is a normal thing to do while watching a band play. slither up and down them :S

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[quote name='The Funk' post='182083' date='Apr 21 2008, 06:41 PM']Quick question: is that your guitarist's hand down that girl's top? :)

I know bassists are team players but that's ridiculous![/quote]


Ahah. I reckon you're right. Or he is the one who hooker her up!

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[quote name='Chopthebass' post='182143' date='Apr 21 2008, 07:36 PM']Ahah. I reckon you're right. Or he is the one who hooker her up![/quote]

She's a 'Hooker'... looks far too nice a girl for that sort of thing :) ahem :huh: any chance you could get her business card?

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[quote name='Chopthebass' post='181998' date='Apr 21 2008, 05:00 PM']This girl had a particular liking for bass[/quote]

hahaha! brilliant!

that is a truly random story!

x

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[quote name='stingrayfan' post='182328' date='Apr 21 2008, 10:26 PM']Tell the papers if you haven't already. The tabs would love that.[/quote]

"Recent studies have found that large-chested blonde-haired young ladies are inexplicably drawn to bass playing men, the [insert any filthy, lying red-top's name] can exclusivly reveal. Here is proof..... honest. Blah blah blah....."

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[quote name='Gamble' post='182388' date='Apr 21 2008, 11:23 PM']"Recent studies have found that large-chested blonde-haired young ladies are inexplicably drawn to bass playing men, the [insert any filthy, lying red-top's name] can exclusivly reveal. Here is proof..... honest. Blah blah blah....."[/quote]

Is she blonde? I thought she was a brunette myself. My ex-wife had similar hair-colour. I think that would mean I was married to a blonde for a few years without realising! :)

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Great story! What song were you playing when it happened?? Any number of appropriate titles spring to mind... 'Let's Get It On', 'Don't Stop Me Now' etc, etc :)

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[quote name='Chopthebass' post='182516' date='Apr 22 2008, 08:12 AM']LOL

I think we were playing Cream !![/quote]

MB1. :)
...I FEEL FREE!....Obviously! :huh:

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