Chopthebass Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 This girl had a particular liking for bass, and I wasn't complaining. Until she started slithering up and down me whilst I was playing and her bra got gaught on my G-string. We all fell apart and couldn't play! Anyone else had anything 'odd' happen to them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
s_u_y_* Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 lol... I had this really drunk American girl do something similar to me. It was slightly embarassing because my sister was there recording it! lol... Can't say I've had an incident involving my G string getting caught on a girl's bra though. Nice one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kiwi Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 lol Looks like a story that you can dine out on for years! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopthebass Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 [quote name='s_u_y_*' post='182003' date='Apr 21 2008, 05:08 PM']lol... I had this really drunk American girl do something similar to me. It was slightly embarassing because my sister was there recording it! lol... Can't say I've had an incident involving my G string getting caught on a girl's bra though. Nice one! [/quote] So you have an embarrassing video clip you can post here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kdphysio Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 ian, i was a bit concerned when you mentioned 'your g-string', but having seen her...... ....you lucky s*d! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopthebass Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 [quote name='kdphysio' post='182029' date='Apr 21 2008, 05:26 PM']ian, i was a bit concerned when you mentioned 'your g-string', but having seen her...... ....you lucky s*d![/quote] She was quite gifted, if you know what I mean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warwickhunt Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Trapped on your G-string my ars*... you're clinging onto her brastrap with your fingertips like a hormonal 13 yr old, whilst members of your band and the public try to extradite the poor girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Funk Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 (edited) Brilliant! Of course, I would have just unhooked her bra and carried on playing. EDIT: I was going to make a comment about "milking it" but then I realised how else that could be interpreted... Edited April 21, 2008 by The Funk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeFRC Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 [quote name='Chopthebass' post='181998' date='Apr 21 2008, 05:00 PM']Until she started slithering up and down me whilst I was playing and....[/quote] as this is a normal thing to do while watching a band play. slither up and down them :S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Funk Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 (edited) Quick question: is that your guitarist's hand down that girl's top? I know bassists are team players but that's ridiculous! Edited April 21, 2008 by The Funk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopthebass Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 [quote name='The Funk' post='182083' date='Apr 21 2008, 06:41 PM']Quick question: is that your guitarist's hand down that girl's top? I know bassists are team players but that's ridiculous![/quote] Ahah. I reckon you're right. Or he is the one who hooker her up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warwickhunt Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 [quote name='Chopthebass' post='182143' date='Apr 21 2008, 07:36 PM']Ahah. I reckon you're right. Or he is the one who hooker her up![/quote] She's a 'Hooker'... looks far too nice a girl for that sort of thing ahem any chance you could get her business card? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzz Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Did you get her number? she was obviously quite hung up on you. /gets coat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopthebass Posted April 21, 2008 Author Share Posted April 21, 2008 [quote name='Buzz' post='182189' date='Apr 21 2008, 08:05 PM']Did you get her number? she was obviously quite hung up on you. /gets coat[/quote] GGrroooaaannnnnnn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mewsie Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 [quote name='Chopthebass' post='181998' date='Apr 21 2008, 05:00 PM']This girl had a particular liking for bass[/quote] hahaha! brilliant! that is a truly random story! x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stingrayfan Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Very funny. You won't forget that gig in a hurry. Tell the papers if you haven't already. The tabs would love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gamble Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 [quote name='stingrayfan' post='182328' date='Apr 21 2008, 10:26 PM']Tell the papers if you haven't already. The tabs would love that.[/quote] "Recent studies have found that large-chested blonde-haired young ladies are inexplicably drawn to bass playing men, the [insert any filthy, lying red-top's name] can exclusivly reveal. Here is proof..... honest. Blah blah blah....." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
budget bassist Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Haha sounds like a fun night, the girl wasn't too bad looking, i wouldn't have complained Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Funk Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 [quote name='Gamble' post='182388' date='Apr 21 2008, 11:23 PM']"Recent studies have found that large-chested blonde-haired young ladies are inexplicably drawn to bass playing men, the [insert any filthy, lying red-top's name] can exclusivly reveal. Here is proof..... honest. Blah blah blah....."[/quote] Is she blonde? I thought she was a brunette myself. My ex-wife had similar hair-colour. I think that would mean I was married to a blonde for a few years without realising! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silverfoxnik Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 (edited) Great story! What song were you playing when it happened?? Any number of appropriate titles spring to mind... 'Let's Get It On', 'Don't Stop Me Now' etc, etc Edited April 22, 2008 by silverfoxnik Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 'Stuck On You', 'A-bra-cada-bra', etc etc... Or for a classical interlude, how about 'Her On A G String' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chopthebass Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 LOL I think we were playing Cream !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cetera Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Superb story...... Nice looking lady too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MB1 Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 [quote name='Chopthebass' post='182516' date='Apr 22 2008, 08:12 AM']LOL I think we were playing Cream !![/quote] MB1. ...I FEEL FREE!....Obviously! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bernmeister Posted April 24, 2008 Share Posted April 24, 2008 Where did you say the venue was ? May have to book a gig there, very soon methinks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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