alstocko Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) Love this thread. Tools are funny, in Manchester we'd just rip him off, but in Liverpool... He'd be missing his kidneys by now Edited June 16, 2012 by alstocko Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wingnutkj Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) Funnily enough, I was out drinking in London with some friends last night. There was a bloke in the corner of the pub who seemed to be having a bit of trouble getting his phone connected to the wi-fi, but one he got on, he settled down a bit, only twitching and making small screaming noises every so often, and at one point seemed to sing a quick burst of "If I were a rich man, sosososo". He quietened down eventually. Other than that, it was a pretty average night at the pub. Dave started talking about missing his ex-girlfriend halfway through his fifth pint, exactly on cue, then headed off to meet some new girl after his eighth. Steve turned up just after Dave's eighth pint, when he knew it was safe to talk about how much he's enjoying Dave's ex-girlfriend. Rob attempted to chat up the barmaid with little success, again. Andy's club flyer origami sculptures are getting more obscene. One thing which stilted the atmosphere (other than the odd guy in the corner) was that it was raining, kicked up some odd smells from the canal outside for the wind to waft through the door, and there seemed to be some commotion getting a narrowboat up to the next section of the canal. Which pub was it? It was the Inn Before the Lock. Edited June 16, 2012 by wingnutkj Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdwardHimself Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Louis.m' timestamp='1339775302' post='1694216'] Well your not buying it [/quote] *you're [quote name='Louis.m' timestamp='1339776546' post='1694244'] eBay take 10% [/quote] And basschat don't, hence why you should follow the rules as to how to sell an item which is more than fair recompense for not having to pay seller fees. [quote name='billyapple' timestamp='1339792282' post='1694582'] Jeez, I spent 18 months posting up boring old build threads before I plucked up the courage to call anyone a ****. [/quote] +1. You don't just rock up to a forum and start calling people an arse otherwise everyone gangs up on you. It's like joining a tribe or something- you have to go through an "initiation" before you can start with all that "you're an arse" business. [quote name='Wooks79' timestamp='1339793272' post='1694606'] Damn, I thought there was a few days left on the auction, I was gonna bid last minute! [/quote] "I am the type who is liable to snipe you, with 2 seconds left to go, woaho..." [quote name='Louis.m' timestamp='1339794072' post='1694627'] You're spending your Friday night on a thread that has no concern with your lives whatsoever. Geez.... [/quote] And you aren't? Seriously, if you had a life, you would have left this thread a long time before. [quote name='Louis.m' timestamp='1339794509' post='1694640'] Actually feel sorry for you guys. Please, go out and socialise with people without basses (girls) [/quote] I don't know mate, I think some girls are pretty interested in basses: Personally I much prefer girls who are interested in basses, not really a fan of long fingernails myself. [quote name='billyapple' timestamp='1339794762' post='1694651'] I think that is an outrageously sexist thing to say. There are plenty of girls on this forum who play bass. It's almost as if you have no interest in basses, or bass players yourself. But, here you are putting up your lovely Fender Jazz for sale?? Hmmm?? Am I missing something?? [/quote] +1. Slagging off your target market is not the best way of selling an item... [quote name='Louis.m' timestamp='1339795748' post='1694692'] Nope, sold for £450 So I've made £450 tonight... You guys made how much on this thread??? [/quote] Well nothing on this thread but I made £1276 selling stuff on ebay this week. [quote name='Wooks79' timestamp='1339795865' post='1694700'] Still waiting for some tracks you've recorded, you know, so I can be you're biggest fan. [/quote] *your [quote name='Louis.m' timestamp='1339796380' post='1694720'] Please, please, go out this weekend and meet people in real life. Come out of your Internet lives .... [/quote] Lead on mate, ladies first Edited June 16, 2012 by EdwardHimself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismuzz Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 [quote name='wingnutkj' timestamp='1339836766' post='1695053'] Funnily enough....... [/quote] You sir are a wordsmith and a genius! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdwardHimself Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) [quote name='gjones' timestamp='1339799238' post='1694797'] Me too. That's 3 1/2 minutes we'll never get back. We really need to get a life. [/quote] +1 lol. [quote name='chrismuzz' timestamp='1339797385' post='1694752'] hey Louis, my missus has been peering over my shoulder and she's decided she's sick of living with some sad lowlife bass enthusiast... She thinks you're really awesome and cool. Thanks a lot [/quote] Damn mate, well now you know, she is not interested in you, because you play the bass and girls aren't interested in basses... [quote name='Machines' timestamp='1339800230' post='1694816'] I would like to add that or beloved seller has been posting from a domestic cable connection from a well known media company. Not a 3G connection as one would expect in a pub. [/quote] Busted! Bet he doesn't even have an iPhone [quote name='billyapple' timestamp='1339801061' post='1694832'] EH?! Are you all seeing are something? I've got everyone here fooled that I'm a big-shot, sitting in my mansion, with a swimming pool full of naked ladies. Now they'll know I'm sitting in a bedsit with a broken steam-powered laptop and nay mates. Must PM this message, and not click post... bugger! [/quote] You called? yeah seriously though, I might not have a life but at least I admit it, what is worse is not having a life and pretending you are some bigshot on the internet. I mean why do you care so much what some other people think on the internet? [quote name='flyfisher' timestamp='1339832851' post='1694989'] Perhaps his mummy and daddy bought it for him? Bless his little cotton socks. [/quote] Probably. I've had dealings with that sort before. Edited June 16, 2012 by EdwardHimself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabba_the_gut Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) Brilliant thread. Why do folk thing they can roll up and tell others to 'shut up' especially when they are using a service that lets them sell something for free? Not the best of introductions (but very funny)!! Edited June 16, 2012 by Jabba_the_gut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrismuzz Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Some initiation I hope this dude sticks around, he is sososososo much fresher than our old pal TIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sibob Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 [quote name='wingnutkj' timestamp='1339836766' post='1695053'] Funnily enough, I was out drinking in London with some friends last night. There was a bloke in the corner of the pub who seemed to be having a bit of trouble getting his phone connected to the wi-fi, but one he got on, he settled down a bit, only twitching and making small screaming noises every so often, and at one point seemed to sing a quick burst of "If I were a rich man, sosososo". He quietened down eventually. Other than that, it was a pretty average night at the pub. Dave started talking about missing his ex-girlfriend halfway through his fifth pint, exactly on cue, then headed off to meet some new girl after his eighth. Steve turned up just after Dave's eighth pint, when he knew it was safe to talk about how much he's enjoying Dave's ex-girlfriend. Rob attempted to chat up the barmaid with little success, again. Andy's club flyer origami sculptures are getting more obscene. One thing which stilted the atmosphere (other than the odd guy in the corner) was that it was raining, kicked up some odd smells from the canal outside for the wind to waft through the door, and there seemed to be some commotion getting a narrowboat up to the next section of the canal. Which pub was it? It was the Inn Before the Lock. [/quote] You sir, are a genius Si Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hand of john curley Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I honestly can't believe this w***er has the balls to show up here and act like this!!!!! Please please PLEASE , can we not just remove his profile???? Utter utter dickhead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hand of john curley Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Erm just to be clear, that wasn't aimed at you Si!!!!!! 😳 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeFRC Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) [quote name='the hand of john curley' timestamp='1339840098' post='1695124'] Erm just to be clear, that wasn't aimed at you Si!!!!!! �� [/quote] why not? Edited June 16, 2012 by LukeFRC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul h Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I hope he sticks around so he can tell us his views on tonewoods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 [quote name='paul h' timestamp='1339840694' post='1695141'] I hope he sticks around so he can tell us his views on tonewoods. [/quote] Hold your horses Paul - he has to deliver a lecture on [color=#b22222][i][b]Why Valve Watts Are Louder Than Solid State Watts[/b][/i][/color] before he's allowed to address the sacred subject of Tonewoods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Apple Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 What gets me is that this guy thinks we are saddo's with no lives. Well, I beg to differ. I was up at 7.30 this morning, I shimmed the neck on my bitsa P, and tweaked the rod n' bridge... Very sweet now, I must say. After a hearty breakfast of last nights curry and muesli, I'm now off out to weed the garden. I SOSOSOSO ROCK!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapolpora Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 [quote name='wingnutkj' timestamp='1339836766' post='1695053'] Funnily enough, I was out drinking in London with some friends last night. There was a bloke in the corner of the pub who seemed to be having a bit of trouble getting his phone connected to the wi-fi, but one he got on, he settled down a bit, only twitching and making small screaming noises every so often, and at one point seemed to sing a quick burst of "If I were a rich man, sosososo". He quietened down eventually. Other than that, it was a pretty average night at the pub. Dave started talking about missing his ex-girlfriend halfway through his fifth pint, exactly on cue, then headed off to meet some new girl after his eighth. Steve turned up just after Dave's eighth pint, when he knew it was safe to talk about how much he's enjoying Dave's ex-girlfriend. Rob attempted to chat up the barmaid with little success, again. Andy's club flyer origami sculptures are getting more obscene. One thing which stilted the atmosphere (other than the odd guy in the corner) was that it was raining, kicked up some odd smells from the canal outside for the wind to waft through the door, and there seemed to be some commotion getting a narrowboat up to the next section of the canal. Which pub was it? It was the Inn Before the Lock. [/quote][quote name='Sibob' timestamp='1339840047' post='1695120'] You sir, are a genius Si [/quote] +1. Post of the year (so far) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) Hi Louis Welcome back...You may not realise that we can see when you are online and which threads you're reading... Spent your "profit" yet?? Edited June 16, 2012 by TheGreek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
waynepunkdude Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 [quote name='TheGreek' timestamp='1339842910' post='1695201'] Hi Louis Welcome back...You may not realise that we can see when you are online and which threads you're reading... Spent you're "profit" yet?? [/quote] He's not a profit. he's a very naughty boy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowley Birkin QC Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 [quote name='TheGreek' timestamp='1339842910' post='1695201'] Hi Louis Welcome back...You may not realise that we can see when you are online and which threads you're reading... Spent you're "profit" yet?? [/quote] Perhaps he should get out more and meet real people instead of spending his life on the internet. Simply can't resist looking at what might be said about him..........Sososo sad! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 [quote name='waynepunkdude' timestamp='1339843065' post='1695204'] He's not a profit. he's a very naughty boy. [/quote] Thanks Wayne...my OCD has forced me to edit my post.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 (edited) [attachment=110553:doorknob.jpg][size=6]????[/size] Edited June 16, 2012 by TheGreek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeftyBiskit Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Best read I've had in day's Pity i missed the chance to jab louis with a pointy stick...I wanted to ask him if he had the Lefthanded version of the jaguar(not) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jahfish Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 I have this White Jaguar for sale [attachment=110558:jaguar1.jpg] £400. Or more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreek Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 [quote name='jahfish' timestamp='1339844306' post='1695245'] I have this White Jaguar for sale [attachment=110558:jaguar1.jpg] £400. Or more [/quote] I'm waiting for MrsT and Anti-Barbie to come along with their "Aaahhs.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanbean502 Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 Guys I hate to spoil the party and agree with you all but don't you think this verging on bullying now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rowley Birkin QC Posted June 16, 2012 Share Posted June 16, 2012 [quote name='deanbean502' timestamp='1339845948' post='1695268'] but don't you think this verging on bullying now? [/quote] No! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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