Could this be even better than Snake Oil?

[KiOgon]

Anybody tried it?
[IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v48/kjon51/Pics%20etc/DrDucksAxWax2.jpg[/IMG]

Now available in the UK

[johnny_frog]

any relation to Dr. Zog's Sexwax for use on snow/surfboards?

[apa]

I like the way they give you a list of whats NOT in it. Does that mean it have EVERYTHING else in it including the kitchen sink!!

A

[discreet]

I'll give it a go. I use Finger-Ease anyway, so it's got to be worth a punt for a fiver!

[url="http://www.stringsdirect.co.uk/products/10894-dr_ducks_axe_wax_"]http://www.stringsdirect.co.uk/products/10894-dr_ducks_axe_wax_[/url]

[KiOgon]

I just love the duck's picture
[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1339751931' post='1693637']
I'll give it a go. I use Finger-Ease anyway, so it's got to be worth a punt for a fiver!

[url="http://www.stringsdirect.co.uk/products/10894-dr_ducks_axe_wax_"]http://www.stringsdi..._ducks_axe_wax_[/url]
[/quote]
Ah! I hadn't seen it for under a Fiva

[Fat Rich]

Looks like it fits the bill.

[discreet]

[quote name='Fat Rich' timestamp='1339753234' post='1693667']
Looks like it fits the bill.
[/quote]

Water fowl joke.

[Roland Rock]

For ALL musical instruments? Really?
Must get my cowbell and kazoo done ASAP

[jaydentaku]

My harmonica is in need a good waxing.

[steve-bbb]

is it some sort of fingering lube ????

[discreet]

[quote name='jaydentaku' timestamp='1339753661' post='1693678']
My harmonica is in need of a good waxing.[/quote]

Sounds like an entry in The Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao[/media]

Edited June 15, 2012 by discreet

[jaydentaku]

Please may I ask for an adjournment Milord?

[bigjohn]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1339753344' post='1693670']
Water fowl joke.
[/quote]

there's always swan.

[BassTractor]

[quote name='apa' timestamp='1339751392' post='1693632']
I like the way they give you a list of whats NOT in it.[/quote]

That's because it's especially good for the basses you [b]haven't[/b] played.

[GarethFlatlands]

"Dr Ducks Ax Wax

Contains:- No wax"

Obviously.

[skidder652003]

[i]good for a polish, bit greasy mind..ooeer missus.[/i]

[Dad3353]

[quote name='bigjohn' timestamp='1339761330' post='1693861']
there's always swan.
[/quote]
Only available via the web..?

[Fat Rich]

[quote name='Dad3353' timestamp='1339854085' post='1695432']
Only available via the web..?
[/quote]

Waddle people do to get a bad pun in?

[tauzero]

[quote name='bigjohn' timestamp='1339761330' post='1693861']
there's always swan.
[/quote]

I suppose that opens the door for some obscure and complex pun involving the fact that Swan Vestas were wax coated.

[Jean-Luc Pickguard]

no wax, oil, silicones etc. anyone know what is actually in it? duck phelgm?

[KiOgon]

[quote name='Jean-Luc Pickguard' timestamp='1339925104' post='1696237']
no wax, oil, silicones etc. anyone know what is actually in it? duck phelgm?
[/quote]
Duck knows