spinynorman Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 I wonder if he made this himself? Would be interesting to try out next time the wife has a "headache". [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/orgasmatron-head-massager-/180939630772?pt=UK_Health_Massage_RL&hash=item2a20d7a8b4"]orgasmatron head massager[/url] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILL POSTERS Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Couldnt resist a quick look at his feedback. Would you really buy a Bass from a man who sells out of date rubber johnnies in packs od 20 for 99p ?, or odd legs, and upper chest parts from female manequins ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Jack Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 Excellent news! Now available for less than a hundred ... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180937552506 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 (edited) [quote name='BRANCINI' timestamp='1343670188' post='1753469']Would you really buy a bass from a man who sells out of date rubber johnnies in packs of 20 for 99p, or odd legs and upper chest parts from female mannequins? [/quote] Hee, hee. It's tempting, isn't it? Edited July 30, 2012 by discreet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeptrying Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 wonder if he's keeping the lower mannequin parts for anything special? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted July 30, 2012 Share Posted July 30, 2012 [quote name='keeptrying' timestamp='1343671236' post='1753497'] wonder if he's keeping the lower mannequin parts for anything special? [/quote] Obviously he hasn't got a leg to stand on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirkThrust Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 [quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1343670529' post='1753476'] Excellent news! Now available for less than a hundred ... [url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180937552506"]http://www.ebay.co.u...em=180937552506[/url] [/quote] Sold for £102. Oh dear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commando Jack Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 Ok own up, who bought it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILL POSTERS Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 [quote name='Commando Jack' timestamp='1343922259' post='1757402'] Ok own up, who bought it? [i][b]And how many used Johnnies did you get him to throw in for the price ??[/b][/i] [/quote] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discreet Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 So... someone paid £100 for a stick..? I'm in the wrong job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yorks5stringer Posted August 2, 2012 Share Posted August 2, 2012 [quote name='Johnston' timestamp='1343675788' post='1753600'] Oh hey. Is this the same guy who sells the[b] out of date johnnies[/b]? He's been mentioned here before!!!! Found it [url="http://basschat.co.uk/topic/160180-when-a-cheapo-aria-is-worth-1k/page__hl__rubbers"]http://basschat.co.u...ge__hl__rubbers[/url] [/quote] Is that why he mentions " no fiddling with knobs"? I was put off by the fact he could not spell "extension"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mckendrick Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 (edited) [quote name='Ou7shined' timestamp='1342797102' post='1741155'] As for the bass?... nice idea poorly conceived... totally over priced. [/quote] Oh, I don't know, It's probably worth it, I mean... it was "professionally sprayed by me", and it's got a "wide artwork designed aluminium trussplate". What more could you possibly want in a professional bass made out of household [s]gash[/s] items ? . Edited August 3, 2012 by mckendrick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Foxen Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 I know who I'd send it to for a master setup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JellyKnees Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 This bit gets me... [size="2"]'A MULTI PURPOSE ELECTRIC FRETLESS BASS !' ...yeah, I can think of a few other 'purposes' for it too...weapon, door stop, cricket bat, back scratcher, boot scraper, pooper scooper, firewood...[/size] [size="2"]'INTERCHANGABLE' ...with what exactly, some cat sick?[/size] [size="2"]'(the only one i know thats ever been built)' ...No really? I wonder why that is? [/size] [size="2"]And some poor sod parted with a ton for it...lordy. I'm clearly in the wrong job.[/size] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Commando Jack Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 We can only hope it's a shill bid gone wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the hand of john curley Posted August 3, 2012 Share Posted August 3, 2012 Brilliant Mr F!!!! Nearly spat my cocoa out when I read that :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacker Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 [quote name='Clarky' timestamp='1342799067' post='1741212'] Haha! If you check his other items, there is a set of 'plans to build your own penis enlarger'! Somehow seems appropriate when looking at the unique Snakehead bass [/quote] What IS that thing? Seriously?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stacker Posted August 5, 2012 Share Posted August 5, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1343670831' post='1753483'] Hee, hee. It's tempting, isn't it? [/quote] If he's as crazy as he seems, I'd bet he's 'holed' the lot! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BILL POSTERS Posted August 8, 2012 Share Posted August 8, 2012 [quote name='discreet' timestamp='1343670831' post='1753483'] Hee, hee. It's tempting, isn't it? [/quote] Theres a bad feed back, which he countered with [i]'I stated in the listing they were out of date'[/i]. If I was him I wouldnt have been able to resist saying [i]I stated they were used[/i], just to see what reaction it got. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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