Oh dear God!!!

[spinynorman]

I wonder if he made this himself? Would be interesting to try out next time the wife has a "headache".

[url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/orgasmatron-head-massager-/180939630772?pt=UK_Health_Massage_RL&hash=item2a20d7a8b4"]orgasmatron head massager[/url]

[BILL POSTERS]

Couldnt resist a quick look at his feedback.

Would you really buy a Bass from a man who sells out of date rubber johnnies in packs od 20 for 99p ?, or odd legs, and upper chest parts from female manequins ?

[Happy Jack]

Excellent news! Now available for less than a hundred ...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180937552506

[discreet]

[quote name='BRANCINI' timestamp='1343670188' post='1753469']Would you really buy a bass from a man who sells out of date rubber johnnies in packs of 20 for 99p, or odd legs and upper chest parts from female mannequins? [/quote]

Hee, hee. It's tempting, isn't it?

Edited July 30, 2012 by discreet

[keeptrying]

wonder if he's keeping the lower mannequin parts for anything special?

[discreet]

[quote name='keeptrying' timestamp='1343671236' post='1753497']
wonder if he's keeping the lower mannequin parts for anything special? [/quote]

Obviously he hasn't got a leg to stand on.

[DirkThrust]

[quote name='Happy Jack' timestamp='1343670529' post='1753476']
Excellent news! Now available for less than a hundred ...

[url="http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180937552506"]http://www.ebay.co.u...em=180937552506[/url]
[/quote]

Sold for £102. Oh dear

[Commando Jack]

Ok own up, who bought it?

[BILL POSTERS]

[quote name='Commando Jack' timestamp='1343922259' post='1757402']
Ok own up, who bought it?
[i][b]And how many used Johnnies did you get him to throw in for the price ??[/b][/i]

[/quote]

[discreet]

So... someone paid £100 for a stick..? I'm in the wrong job.

[yorks5stringer]

[quote name='Johnston' timestamp='1343675788' post='1753600']
Oh hey. Is this the same guy who sells the[b] out of date johnnies[/b]? He's been mentioned here before!!!!

Found it

[url="http://basschat.co.uk/topic/160180-when-a-cheapo-aria-is-worth-1k/page__hl__rubbers"]http://basschat.co.u...ge__hl__rubbers[/url]
[/quote]

Is that why he mentions " no fiddling with knobs"?
I was put off by the fact he could not spell "extension"...

[mckendrick]

[quote name='Ou7shined' timestamp='1342797102' post='1741155']
As for the bass?... nice idea poorly conceived... totally over priced.
[/quote]
Oh, I don't know, It's probably worth it, I mean... it was "professionally sprayed by me", and it's got a "wide artwork designed aluminium trussplate". What more could you possibly want in a professional bass made out of household [s]gash[/s] items ?




.

Edited August 3, 2012 by mckendrick

[Mr. Foxen]

I know who I'd send it to for a master setup.

[JellyKnees]

This bit gets me...

[size="2"]'A MULTI PURPOSE ELECTRIC FRETLESS BASS !' ...yeah, I can think of a few other 'purposes' for it too...weapon, door stop, cricket bat, back scratcher, boot scraper, pooper scooper, firewood...[/size]

[size="2"]'INTERCHANGABLE' ...with what exactly, some cat sick?[/size]

[size="2"]'(the only one i know thats ever been built)' ...No really? I wonder why that is? [/size]

[size="2"]And some poor sod parted with a ton for it...lordy. I'm clearly in the wrong job.[/size]

[Commando Jack]

We can only hope it's a shill bid gone wrong.

[the hand of john curley]

Brilliant Mr F!!!! Nearly spat my cocoa out when I read that :-)

[Stacker]

[quote name='Clarky' timestamp='1342799067' post='1741212']
Haha! If you check his other items, there is a set of 'plans to build your own penis enlarger'! Somehow seems appropriate when looking at the unique Snakehead bass
[/quote]
What IS that thing? Seriously??

[Stacker]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1343670831' post='1753483']
Hee, hee. It's tempting, isn't it?
[/quote]

If he's as crazy as he seems, I'd bet he's 'holed' the lot!

[BILL POSTERS]

[quote name='discreet' timestamp='1343670831' post='1753483']
Hee, hee. It's tempting, isn't it?
[/quote]

Theres a bad feed back, which he countered with [i]'I stated in the listing they were out of date'[/i]. If I was him I wouldnt have been able to resist saying [i]I stated they were used[/i], just to see what reaction it got.